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Zachary22

1. Zachary22
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   February 24, 2012 12:24am UTC
   Worst birthday ever.
   :(
   
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2. Zachary22
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   February 24, 2012 12:19am UTC
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3. Zachary22
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   February 24, 2012 12:03am UTC
   I wait for texts from you
   like it's my job.
   
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4. Zachary22
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   February 23, 2012 9:46pm UTC
   I'm sorry. :/
   
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5. Zachary22
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   February 23, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   I shall call you
   Squishy and you shall be mine. ♥
   
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6. Zachary22
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   February 23, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   Is anybody else scared of E.T.?
   
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7. Zachary22
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   February 23, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   May your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.
   
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8. Zachary22
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   February 23, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Friends with benefits
   is like saying "You're good to sleep with, but not good enough to invest feelings with."
   No girl deserves that, at all.
   ♥
   
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9. Zachary22
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   February 23, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   I'm S.H.I.T.
   So.Happy.It's.Thursday.
   
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10. Zachary22
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    February 23, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    Cleverbot
    Me: Your my favorite robot.
    Cleverbot: The correct word is "you're".
    
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11. Zachary22
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    February 23, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    It's my birthday :D
    
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12. Zachary22
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    February 23, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Those people that never leave you alone.
    -_-
    
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13. Zachary22
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    February 22, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Say no to drugs.
    Say yes to tacos.
    
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14. Zachary22
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    February 22, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    everybody seems normal until
    You really get to know them.
    
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15. Zachary22
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    February 22, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Nobody has ever made
    me feel the way you do.
    ♥
    
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16. Zachary22
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    February 22, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Me: Wanna know my favorite position?;)
    Her: What? :P
    Me: My favorite position is the one where I get down on one knee and propose to you <3:)
    
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17. Zachary22
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    February 21, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    When you're a kid, you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it isn't going to turn out that way.
    
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18. Zachary22
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    February 21, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    i love
    food.
    
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19. Zachary22
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    February 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Life’s better when you stop thinking about how much worse things can get.
    Think about how much better they can be.
    #brotips
    
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20. Zachary22
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    February 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
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