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Member Since: 1 Aug 2011 09:09am

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I'm here to give girls advice

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Zachary Jakob, 

  sisters on witty; jayciecutie01 & kyhricak.
I like guitar, writing stories, and basketball.

 

  1. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    Comedy Central
    Bobbie Bob: Yo! Mackie Mack! How r u doing bubby!
    Bill Billy: Don't call me bubby, dorky little chipmunk!
    Bobbie Bob: take that back Weed-eater!
    Bill Billy: take that back Dorky Spice Eater!
    Bobbie Bob: take that back Ugly Lips Eater!
    Bill Billy: take that back u stubborn loser eater!
    Bobby Bob: take that back u fire burning loser head eater!
    Bill Billy: take that back u pants eating eater!
    THE END

  2. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    Comedy Central
    Billy Bob: Hi Chuckie Chuck
    Chuckie Chuck: Y, Heyo Billy Bob! Not to be mean, but there's a bomb on your head! There's an actual BOMB on your head!
    Billy Bob: Yeah, about that, i aint fall'n for that CRAP again. Last time u did say that there's a BOMB on my head, and there wasn't-
    (BOMB BLOWS OFF HIS HEAD)
    Chuckie Chuck: Told u so Billy Bob! Who's the LOSER NOW, BUBBY!?
    Billy Bob (MUFFLED): Me, its Me, its me, take me to juvie, Take me away, i don't care less. im having a TANTRUM, TANTRUM, I SAY; TANTRUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:45am UTC
    How True Love changes u
    Once u fall in love, there r always things u need test on u. like, r u the sweetest thing living right now? Do u have cute looks or anything like that? If you're a girl, u might wanna have good smells like lipstick and even JEWELRY that shines right in the guys eyes. If you're a boy, try to sweet talk the girl into being in love with u. Girls don't like TRASH TALKING in front of them. There r other ways to get people to fall in love with u. If u r reading this and u have a consurn about getting a boy or a girl, just comment me and i will try to fix your problem

  4. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:04am UTC
    T r u e L o v e
    Sometimes when you like someone, it's hard to tell them that
    you like them. It's good because sometimes they like you back,
    but it's bad because sometimes they dont and embarrass you
    Because once you tell them, you can't take it back. If you don't
    tell them, you will regret it after a while.
    .

  5. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:54am UTC
    If you're a muggle; you can't read this
    If you are reading this
    Y o u a r e a w i z a r d
    format- jayciecutie01

  6. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:47am UTC
    Dont try to ruin my love life
    Just because yours didnt work out

  7. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:43am UTC
    Way's to stay with your boyfriend
    i f y o u t h i n k h e ' s g o n n a e n d i t ; # 2
    - give him his space, don't always be up in his business and begging to hang out.

  8. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:38am UTC
    Way's to stay with your boyfriend
    i f y o u t h i n k h e ' s g o n n a e n d i t ; #1
    - talk about things you know he likes

  9. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:23am UTC
    What guys like in a girl;
    Beauty. On the inside and outside.
    Every girl has beauty on the outside, but only the special
    one have it on the inside. If you want to get a guy, smile
    more. It makes you a bazillion times prettier.

  10. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:18am UTC
    What boys think when they are
    i n l o v e
    We dream about her, think about her nonstop. Crave to kiss them.
    Fall in love with her eyes, smile, and laugh. Slowly start to fall in love.
    We feel butterflies just like girls do, they come back to out stomaches
    everytime we think about her, see her, or hear her name. We blush
    when we get teased about her, try to look better for her, we think about
    them in love songs and romance movies. We have our hearts broken
    when we find out they like someone else or dont like us.

  11. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:10am UTC
    Mess with my family or friends,
    I'LL GO CAPS LOCK ON YOU

  12. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:06am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    when its your eleventh birthday, and you dont get a hogwarts letter.
    when you try to find nemo, and he's not there,
    & you open your door to narnia, but you end up in Monsters INC

  13. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:00am UTC
    This is for the girls
    That had their heart broken
    This is also for the boys that had their hearts broken, or broken a girls heart.
    And had to suffer.

  14. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:56am UTC
    I like Mario,
    because he's so chill. he's just like,
    Hey, Im gonna risk my life trying to save the princess.
    Oh look, I just died but have two more lives.
    But thats okay, because i have plenty more tries,
    because Im Mario.

  15. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:42am UTC
    This summer
    Is going faster than a burglar driving away from the police after he steals something.

  16. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:37am UTC
    When he breaks her heart
    I'll be the one with a hot glue gun, and i will glue it back together.
    When he rips it to pieces
    I will sew them back together.
    I'll make her forget he even
    existed

  17. Zachary003 Zachary003
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:26am UTC
    Do you know how hard it is
    to be a boy?
    No, we don't have to shave our legs or go through periods.
    But we do have to get enough courage to ask out a girl, and
    act like it's no big deal when they turn us down. We get
    blamed for breaking up with girls, it's harder than spending
    ten minutes on shaving. It lasts longer than a week of blood,
    and problebley has just as much pain.
    Give us some credit, we propose to women 90% of the time,
    and we are expected to make the first move.
    We have out girlfriends run off to their friends and tell them
    every little detail of what happened between us.
    It's not easy.
    credit format and wording help to my sister, jayciecutie01

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