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  1. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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  2. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
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    December 16, 2010 7:50pm UTC
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  3. CookieMonster6472 CookieMonster6472
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 10:21am UTC
    How to annoy your Parents.
    1.) Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2.) Moo when they say your name.
    3.) Pretend you have amnesia.
    4.) Say everything backwards.
    5.) Run into walls.
    6.) Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    7.) Go into their room at 4 am and say "Good morning sunshine!"
    8.) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
    9.) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
    10.) Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
    11.) In public yell "No MoM I WiLL NoT SnOg YoU!"
    12.) Talk to a pen (Ex: Oh you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!)
    13.) Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "Oh, I get it!"
    14.)Try to climb the wall.
    15.) Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
    16.) Eat your hair.
    17.) At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
    18.) When you take a shower yell "I'm Drowning! I'm Drowning!
    19.) Tap on their door all night saying "Help me Baby Jesus!!"
    20.) Take to the commercial guy on the T.V about your problems.
    Teehee

  4. AJ668 AJ668
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 3:27pm UTC
    Here I am.
    With all my imperfections.
    With all my hopes.
    With all my dreams.
    With all my hurts.
    With all my fears.
    With all my scars.
    With all my tears.
    With all my lies
    With all my failings.
    With all my broken dreams.
    With all my smiles.
    With all my love.
    With all my hate.
    With all my reasons.
    With all my heart.
    Love me, or hate me.
    But accept me how I am.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. skylardavis5 skylardavis5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 3:59pm UTC
    You look like barbie on cracckkk.

  7. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 4:49pm UTC
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    Who do you like
    -No one
    Yup. I believe that just about as much as I believe that I own a kangaroo named Skippy who lives in my backyard that hops me to school and has a stash of skinny jeans hidden in his pouch.

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  8. showmeyourLove showmeyourLove
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    i may have come into
    your life on accident,
    but i stayed on purpose.

  9. hellomissfreaky hellomissfreaky
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    Me and my friend have a bet: Comment if you like a sporty kind of guy and fave if you like a skater type of guy. (Comment if other.)
    Thanks:)

  10. RadioactiveDating RadioactiveDating
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    November 30, 2010 3:41pm UTC
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  11. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    Okay, so my friend really likes this boy but has zero confidence so I
    really wanted to make this quote, not for faves , but to show her that
    people care so.......
    100 faves:
    She says "hi"
    200 faves:
    She asks how he's doing
    300 faves:
    She starts a full conversation
    400 faves:
    She asks him out
    THANKS!!
    not my format

  12. peaceluvlife3 peaceluvlife3
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 12:41pm UTC
    If this gets 50 faves;
    I will do 10 pushups.
    100 faves;
    I will do 30 crunches + 10 pushups.
    200 faves;
    I will do 10 leg lifts per leg + 30 crunches + 10 pushups.
    300 faves;
    I will do 5 minutes of jogging in place + 10 leg lifts per leg + 30 crunches + 10 pushups.
    400 faves;
    I will do 10 crunches + 5 minutes of jogging in place + 10 leg lifts per leg + 30 crunches + 10 pushups.
    500 and up faves;
    I will do 50 jumping jacks +10 crunches + 5 minutes of jogging in place + 10 leg lifts per leg + 30 crunches + 10 pushups.
    I am NOT joking. I am SERIOUSLY uncomfortable with my body! Please fave and comment. Thanks. I SWEAR I will do all of these if I get that amount of faves. Please?

  13. il0vey0ux3 il0vey0ux3
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 4:47pm UTC
    Oh sh*t!
    We have school tomorrow...

  14. Wasema Wasema
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:19am UTC
    If someone throw a
    Skittle
    at me and said tast the rainbow.
    I'll throw an
    M&M
    at them and say
    "I'm not afraid!"


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  16. AustonXYZ AustonXYZ
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 2:30pm UTC
    Hi im Auston.
    Im 14.
    I live in Maine.
    Im single.
    I like to golf, and play soccer.
    Get to know me.
    Lets talk.
    can someone tell me how to upload a picture?

  17. AustonXYZ AustonXYZ
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    November 26, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    I have only been one here for a little bit and i can see how much guys hurt you girls i just wanted to say im sorry for the male population i hope you girls can forgive us. im going to show this site to all my friends so they can change there ways.
    Auston.


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  20. AustonXYZ AustonXYZ
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    I sit on this site for hours
    Reading all these heart breaking quotes
    and it makes me realize
    how awful we treat you girls.
    I'm Sorry.

:)

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