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  1. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  2. XBabyBlueEyesX XBabyBlueEyesX
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 4:07pm UTC
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  3. creeeep creeeep
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    And i will go on your profile and favorite at least 10 of your quotes
    and follow you.
    I am a guy and im bored. so i want to make some girls smile.

  4. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Cool Story Bro.
    fav if you just said that sarcastically in your head. ♥

  5. xxCoolTrashxx xxCoolTrashxx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    Can you find the the mistake?
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
    ♥ if you found it...

  6. SmileitsJess SmileitsJess
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    star light
    star bright
    The first star I see tonight,
    i wish I may i Wish i might , have the wish i wish tonight

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  8. sarryc333 sarryc333
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    i know they say your
    first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.♥
    ~Drake \

  9. antus_girl antus_girl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC
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  10. kaylababy5584 kaylababy5584
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Me and my sister in the car...Jingle bells, f*ck yourself, you are such a wh*reOpen 24/7 like a convenience storeOHHHHHJingle bells, your v*g smells, like an STD,So gross and disgusting just do not give it to me!All mine dont steal ;PShould I finish the song? comment and tell me (:

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Eliizabethhhxx Eliizabethhhxx
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:07am UTC
    They stole your format.. not your virginity
    calm down there buddy.

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  14. Landon Landon
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    witty has opened my eyes to some of the problems all these beautiful girls face. i just want to confirm it. fave if youre insecure. i want to see how many girls actually are.
    - Landon

  15. lovelikewoah_ lovelikewoah_
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    I'm Homy
    Fave if you just misread that.

  16. downtownfictionx3 downtownfictionx3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 12:39am UTC
    Let's take off our clothes, run through the
    streets, scream at the moon and scuff up
    our feet. Let's kiss in the dark, sleep in
    the trees, go where we like and do what
    we please. Sing brother sing we're terrible.
    Let's Be Animals.
    Let's be Animals - The Downtown Fiction
    (off their new Let's Be Animals CD, out this Tuesday!)

  17. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,

  18. haii_its_elli haii_its_elli
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 10:42am UTC
    Fave if you
    S A Y " W A I T , W H A T ? "
    A lot ♥

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. _CaMigoesROAR_x3 _CaMigoesROAR_x3
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    it's like i can't breathe;
    it's like I can't see anything; nothing but you. i'm addicted to you. it's like I can't think without you interrupting me in my thoughts. it's like i'm lost. its like i'm giving up slowly. it's like you're a ghost that's haunting me. you're taking over me.
    it's like i'm not me.


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