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Your_crush_secretly

1. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2013 8:50pm UTC
   Idk, I just want someone to hold me in their arms.
   
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2. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 7:55pm UTC
   New to Witty? Here are some pointers that will make people not want to throw potatoes at you.
   1) Never use abbreviations. It's annoying.
   2) Know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
   3) Don't rant about how you only got an Iphone 5 and not a Iphone 5 S this Christmas.
   4) Don't tell someone to go kill themselves.
   5) If you don't know Mean Girls or don't like them, well, bye.
   6) Don't talk about One Direction unless you want to start World War III
   7) Don't call yourself ugly, I mean seriously, no one is ugly.
   8) Don't promote your Tumblr blog over here. This is Witty, not Tumblr.
   9) Don't ask for faves. 99.9% of us will not fave it.
   10) Be you. You can trust us.
   
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3. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   Do all scary movies have to be in a scary place? Can't they be in a happy place? Like Walmart:
   Boss: Clean up on aisle 13
   Worker: But sir, there is no aisle 13.
   *Dramatic music plays*
   
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4. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 7:25pm UTC
   In Math class I sit next to this guy named Xennel
   He's a grade older than me, but he failed last year so he's stuck in my class.
   I always thought how lucky he was because his life seemed awesome
   He had a beautiful girlfriend who loved him(two years older than him)
   Friends everyone would die to get the attention of
   And he always seemes so happy.
   He was the smiley guy who always skipped classes
   One day he came to class wearing a T-shirt for the first time.
   When he sat beside me, I saw his arms, all the way upto his elbow were cuts.
   He saw me staring at them and he quickly covered him arms, expecting me to make fun of him.
   I hugged him tight.
   Since then, we became best friends.
   
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5. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 7:16pm UTC
   I just wanted to say how thankful I am for having my family with me for the holidays
   I just keep thinking of the poor Newtown families
   And everyone who lost a loved one
   ~Be thankful~
   
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6. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   Seinna: LOL, I told your crush that you liked him last year and you never guessed I was betraying you
   Me: ...I trusted you
   Another friend: Hey seinna, I hinted to your crush that someone likes him.
   Seinna: *Sobbing* How could you.
   Me: The f/ck?
   blacklace
   
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7. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   Me: Well, since everyone is posting pictures of their bf/gf, here is mine.
   http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu7nfizlZu1qe78rt.gif
   
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8. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   SO I HAVE HAD COMPLAINTS
   about account
   makers who make
   these kind of weird accounts
   And I agree with you guys.
   You guys do deserve a lot of followers,
   way more followers than me.
   You guys have been here longer and
   well, it's only fair.
   But truthfully
   ,
   I did not make this account for loads of followers.
   I made this account to make people smile
   and/or give them advice on how to deal with their crushes
   and even hear stories about school with their crushes and stuff.
   I just wanted a small circle of people who I could do that with.
   If i wanted loads of followers,
   I'd make a fake account of a guy
   with a guy's name in my username (hah)
   But I didn't do that.
   So to the people that's mad at me,
   I'm sorry.
   You guys do deserve a lot more followers.
   IAMSORRY
   
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9. Your_crush_secretly
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   When I follow someone,
   ANDTHEYJUST
   SIMPLY FOLLOW ME, NOT GETTING THE JOKE,
   Like,
   I was just trying to make you smile
   
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10. Your_crush_secretly
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    I actually do like you
    You'd realize that when I follow you
    *Look at my name*
    
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