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  1. fizzydinosaur fizzydinosaur
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    A teen brain is 80%
    song lyrics.

  2. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    a boy told me
    if he roller-skated fast enough
    his loneliness couldn't catch up to him
    the best reason i ever heard
    for trying to be a champion

  3. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    It's funny how
    When you really look at the jerk everyone hates,
    You realize
    How many scars and bruises he has
    How he puts so much effort to smile for the day,
    How everybody see's him as
    "Big talk, No bite"
    When really,
    He just a little boy
    Looking for somewhere to hide.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. nish35uknowhoiam nish35uknowhoiam
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    I was chatting with my mom in the car the other day about having kids, when suddenly she got all thoughful,
    She Said:
    "Think long and hard before you have kids,"
    . . .
    Thanks Mom

  6. Eme101 Eme101
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Don't believe everthing you read on the internet.
    -William Shakespeare
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    A wise man once sat in front of an audience
    and cracked a joke and everyone laughed
    like crazy. After a few minutes he retold the
    joke except this time less people laughed.
    He ended up telling the joke over and
    over til no one laughed anymore and then,
    he smiled and laughed and said;
    "You can't laugh at the same joke
    over and over again, but why keep
    crying over the same pain
    over and over again?"

  8. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    During a test, when my teacher
    passes by, I cover my answers with
    my hand so that
    the teacher can't see how stupid I am.

  9. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    I have a large vocabulary,
    I just can't use it around my half-retarded friends.

  10. Laughs Laughs
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    You know the friendship is real
    when there's a rumor that you're gay for eachother
    ~

  11. dancegurliee dancegurliee
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    CRUSH VS.LIKE
    CRUSH:
    Crush is just a cute word for lúst. It’s based on looks, and you can crush on someone once you’ve seen them/ met them. Really innocent and pretty safe.
    LIKE:
    Like is when you’ve actually talked to them, and started developing feelings for them. You started to get to really know them, and you start liking them. Not really safe, can fall in love.

  12. CelestialSummer CelestialSummer
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 9:07am UTC
    Female Dictionary
    "Nothing, forget it."
    You better figure out what you did wrong.
    "Are you tired?"
    Please don't go to sleep. I love talking to you.
    "I'm okay."
    Hold me tight, I need a shoulder to cry on.
    "I'm cold."
    Get a blanket and cuddle with me.
    "Leave me alone."
    Please don't go.
    "I love you."
    Tell me you do more.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Take the mask off when,
    you talk to me.

  15. alisonDB21 alisonDB21
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    sometimes, when i'm eating,
    and my dogs run over to me
    and start begging for food
    i like to just stare them straight
    in their eyes until i'm done eating.

  16. CelestialSummer CelestialSummer
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 7:58am UTC
    When we were kids, we pretended to cry to attract our mom's attention.
    * * * * * * *
    Now we pretend to be sleeping
    when we're crying quietly to avoid questions.
    CelestialSummer|true

  17. ToLiveInParis ToLiveInParis
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Use your "Real-eyes" to "realize" the "Real-Lies".

  18. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    Sometimes
    school
    is like a really good drama show. Seriously, sometimes
    I just sit there and watch people gossip like it's a soap opera or something.
    It's really fun.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | S Q L

  19. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    You know I really would go outside,
    but you see there's this bird. And I'm pretty sure It's out to get me.
    Better not risk it.

  20. kitty007 kitty007
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    FRIEND: Hey, how are you?
    ME: I'm good. you?
    FRIEND: I'm good. What are you doing?
    ME: I'm actually about to go for a run. I'll text you in a bit.
    FRIEND: okay
    ME: *plays temple run*

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