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  1. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2015 6:32am UTC
    please stop being cute it makes me sad because I can't nap with you

  2. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 2:49pm UTC
    When the past calls, let it go to voicemail,
    believe me, it has nothing new to say.

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 8:26pm UTC
    witty advice from a completely unqualified source:
    how to make nice formats and layouts
    1. ask someone who makes nice ones. odds are, they'll give you hints.
    2. look up some coding and examine the codes of the ones you like. most are easy to wrap your head around.
    3. patorjk.com/text-color-fader/. you're welcome.
    4. here's a ton you can use: http://formatsbyamenah.weebly.com/more-websites-hearts-references.html (that website isnt going anywhere hahaha sorry)
    5. idk if you can still do this but you used to be able to dress stuff up in a word document and just highlight+drag it to the quote editor. who knows now.
    how to gain more followers
    1. write more quotes.
    2. write more quality quotes.
    3. write more quotes that you would want to read / you enjoy writing (bc people can tell if you actually care about the quotes you post)
    4. talk to more people.
    5. tbh odds are if you stick around long enough it'll happen.
    how to write quality quotes
    1. song lyrisc you like
    2. funny crap your friends said
    3. embarrssing stories
    4. inspirational quotes you found lying around
    5. made a draft on your phone that you can keep adding to when you're about so all your witty one-liners from through-out the day won't go to waste.
    how to get to know people
    1. talk to them. like, seriously, talk to them. they're probably as loserly as you are tbh
    2. be personal or genuine. don't waste time pretending to be someone you aren't.
    3. follow more people. look at other users' following lists for ideas.
    4. fave more quotes more regularly.
    5. stick around. really, you can be a hermit and still somehow end up having friends. (*can vouch for this*)

  4. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 8:20pm UTC
    petition for witty users
    to bring back these flamboyant
    aXss formats that used to be
    SUPER POPULAR IN LIKE 2011

  5. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:28pm UTC
    People used to imagine
    that 2014 would be full on flying cars
    but all we have is blankets with sleeves f*ck this l'm done
    Format by Breeze

  6. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    .
    We stare
    At the same moon

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 4:48pm UTC
    is the Best Part of Believe
    .
    Format by Breeze

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2014 9:57pm UTC
    I
    It does get a little lonely sometimes.

  9. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    Yes, I'm a teenager. Yes,
    I still get excited if something can
    glow in the dark.
    not my quote

  10. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 9:58pm UTC
    how to stop time: kiss
    how to travel in time: read
    how to escape time: music
    how to feel time: write
    how to waste time: social media

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    AND GOD SAID LOVE YOUR ENEMY, AND I OBEYED HIM
    & LoveD myseLF.

  12. thislullaby thislullaby
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    format-br0kenwings
    In three words I can sum up everything I've leared about life;
    It goes on.

  13. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 12:26am UTC
    Mom: "Please turn the oven on"
    Me: "I tried everything mom. The oven simply doesn't find me sexually attractive."

  14. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 8:24am UTC
    I don't believe in self-pity;
    IT ONLY BRINGS YOU DOWN.
    I may be the queen of broken hearts,
    but I don't hide behind the crown.
    WHEN THE DECK IS STACKED AGAINST ME
    I just play a different game.
    My roots are planted in the past;
    AND THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST,
    who I am is who I wanna be.

  15. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    There I was again tonight
    forcing laughter faking smiles
    same old tired lonely place
    walls of insincerity
    shifting eyes and vacancy
    vanished when I saw your face

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 5:43pm UTC
    “Invest in yourself. You can afford it. Trust me.”
    *spends $20,000 on food*

  18. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 9:47pm UTC
    I don't know how many problems I have
    Because math is one

  19. josie* josie* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when i die please punch everyone who says
    "i wish i got to know them better"

  20. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 12:15pm UTC
    They can kill my body, but not my soul.

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