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Steve
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC

How would you advertise Witty Profiles?
I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
Headline (3 or 4 words)
Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
Comment your ad ideas.
I've hidden this quote from the feeds because it breaks the rules.
I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.

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x3x3jackieex3x3
posted a quote
May 8, 2009 12:27pm UTC

give peace <3

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shewaitsforeverxox
posted a quote
March 6, 2010 6:44pm UTC

having a best guy friend is incredible
he's there to make you l a u g h on the days you want to cry
he's the only one you talk to when other friends say goodbye
he's the star to you're sky, or an angel from above
awh best friends forever? that's
until you fall in love.

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maddie4ever
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 4:26pm UTC

So today I went to the bathroom at school.
There was a boy in there.
That's right.
In the GIRLS bathroom.
He was doing something to the mirrors.
"What are you doing?!" I screamed.
He took one look at me and ran.
Typical.
I went over to the mirrors to see what he did.
On each mirror there was a sticky note that read:
"Don't worry,you look beautiful(: "
This gives me hope.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

friend: you know there's a life
outside the internet
me: send me the link
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC

once
I asked myEnglish
teacher if teachers
shipped their students and
after explaining what
shipping meant she
told me that that is
literally one of the
most popular discussions
in the staff room
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Do you ever rub your eyes
so hard that you just start entering some other galaxy of swirls and patterns

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Girl on Witty to Steve: Happy Valentine's Day! What will you be getting for the Mrs.?
Steve: TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY???!!!
life = made

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

this one time
in sixth grade i was waiting for
my bus because it was
late and this girl was
cleaning out her locker and a
teacher was helping her and
all of the sudden the teacher started
screaming and the girl started
crying and all i heard was “
YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I’m the girl who’s never
been given a chance,
the girls who’s always been single,
who’s always had a crush on a guy that didn’t care.
I’m the girl who hides her feelings,
the girl who doesn’t know how to flirt,
who’s always lying when the tears are falling.
I’m the girl who wonders what’s wrong with her,
who’s always thinking about what could have been.

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sydneymichelle
posted a quote
June 14, 2010 8:23pm UTC

type here
eVery gIIrL Has a crusH
maybe he's that certain hottie with SMOKiN body.
or that cutie with a niiiiice booty(;
he could even be the country boy that knows a girl's heart ain't a toy.
the one that always wears a hat that she can't help but stare at.
he could be really tall and is always playing basketball.
or even really short and loves to watch some random sport.
the sweet brunette that plays clarinet.
maybe he plays guitar. sometimes what a girl's attracted to seems a little bizarre.
for instance he c ould be the quiet emo that's secretly obsessed with nemo.
the truth is every girl has that boy.
she thinks he's really fine, and every time he walks by she thinks
'Daaaaaaaaangggg.'
and every night at 11:11 her wish is 'please let that boy be mine.'

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 8:07pm UTC

i would like to apolgize
to the people i have
not offended yet - i promise i
will get to you
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC

my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.

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