YoSoFunnyBro

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YoSoFunnyBro

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Member Since: 16 Dec 2011 08:20pm

Last Seen: 21 May 2012 12:24pm

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day Tuesday.

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC

look guys, just because someone is asian
doesn't make them automatically know how to play the piano, know how to do martial arts, or is really good at math.
okay, maybe the part about math...

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 9:32pm UTC

look guys, just because someone is asian
doesn't make them automatically know how to play the piano, know how to do martial arts, or is really good at math.
okay, maybe the part about math...

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:23pm UTC

comment your birthday ;
find your witty twin :]

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Sleep is for the people
without access to internet.

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:01pm UTC

oh you're dating my ex already?
i thought the five second rule applied to food only.

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:55pm UTC

fave ♥ ;
and i'll rate your username from 1 - 10,
i'll fave at least 20 of your quotes,
and i'll comment you something really nice that'll hopefully make you smile :)

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 8:14pm UTC

one, two,
kicked outta school.
three, four,
smoke some more.
five, six,
need my fix.
seven, eight,
feels too late.
format by jimmy365/nmq

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC

If you live to be 100,
I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day,
so I never have to live without you.
-Winnie the Pooh
format by jimmy365

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 9:55am UTC

Every girl wants a guy who:
· calls you beautiful instead of hot.
· calls you back when you hang up on him.
· will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat.
· will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
· kisses your forehead.
· wants to show you off to the world when you're in sweats.
· holds your hand in front of his friends.
· thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on.
· is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you.
· turns to his friends and says "that's her."
· n will love you forever.

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 9:21am UTC

I want to make a Facebook
account and the name will be Nobody, so when I see stupid
crap people post , I can like it. And it will say
'Nobody likes this'.
©YoSoFunnyBro Format Facebook

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Talking to Dad
Hey, what's up?
Gas prices.
No, I mean like what are you doing?
Your mom.
-_-
Ohh look an asian.

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Hahaha! Dude I know what we should do on random days! Here's an idea. Go to Ikea and hide in a closet and when someone walks by say "I'm back from Narnia!"
Yes. This is why I love you.

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Duck! I hate auto correct.
Duck*
Duck*
Goose!
Stupid piece of shut..

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Hey
Why are you talking to me? We broke up.
Because I wrote you a song, wann hear it?
Sure!
Eenie meenie miney mo,
caught you cheating with that hoe, tried to lie right to my face,
think again you've been replaced.
-.-

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Wassup?
My ex just sent me a picture of her and her new boyfriend in bed.
What did you do?!
Sent it to her dad.
This is why we are friends.

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Google
Beautiful
Did you mean: Everyone except for you?

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Mom, I have detention today.
You know this means a month without Internet or your cellphone, right? Anyways, what did you do?
I slapped a kid.
Why would you do that?!
He said Harry Potter sucked.
COME HERE MY SON I RAISED YOU RIGHT!

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 8:28pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk.
Dude, you were hugging a guy with a beard yelling “Dumbledore, you’re alive!”
And your point is?...

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YoSoFunnyBro
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Hey my grandma is in the hospital. I hope she gets better... :(
I hope she dies. :)
WHY DO YOU WANT MY GRANDMA TO DIE? AND THEN YOU SMILE ABOUT IT!
I meant does! I hope she does! Damn auto-correct.

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