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  1. hockeybabe9 hockeybabe9
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    my mind forgets to remind me\\*that your a bad idea.♥credit to whoever.(:

  2. Jwazhere356 Jwazhere356
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:31am UTC
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  3. ilovemusicxoxo89 ilovemusicxoxo89
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    I just wish
    he.
    cared about
    me
    the way
    I
    care about
    him.

  4. MeganFantasticT MeganFantasticT
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    you should have opened your
    eyes, i was crazy for you.

  5. LoveExist LoveExist
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 4:31pm UTC
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    Every girl has that one guy she always goes back to.heartbreak after
    heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't
    let go.
    -Wiz Khalifa♥
    jayciecutie01♥

  6. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    T h i s i s m y g o o b y e .
    regardless of the fact that i don't want it to be said, it has
    to be done. i'll miss you. surprised? you were never any good for me. ♥

  7. caitlinnearl caitlinnearl
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Want Someone To Stop Texting You?
    Send them this text :
    Error : SMS not delivered ; The number (Insert Your Number Here) has blocked you. Please try again later.
    Every time they text you or 'try' to text you, just resend that. It works, someone wouldn't leave me alone and I sent them that and the texts stopped for two years .

  8. hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    "You are what you eat.."
    Y
    That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
    nmf/nmq

  9. ipetpaco ipetpaco
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    being single doesn't always mean you're available,
    sometimes you have to put a sign that says
    " do not disturb "
    on your heart. ♥
    --Wiz Khalifa♥

  10. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:14pm UTC
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  11. TheWordsUnspoken TheWordsUnspoken
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    I'm Smiling,
    but anyone can fake a smile.
    I'm Laughing,
    but anyone can make theirselves laugh.
    I'm Happy,
    but anyone can pretend to be something they're not.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 4:50pm UTC
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  14. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  15. 13MusicSpazXx 13MusicSpazXx
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm bored,
    I die my hair green, paint myself orange and sit in the corner of a room and pretend I'm a carrot.
    why not?
    nmf

  16. hottrackstah07 hottrackstah07
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    doesnt it suck
    how [ the scenes ] you replay
    o v e r & o v e r in your head
    are m-o-m-e-n-t-s he'll never
    t h i n k [ t w i c e ] a b o u t ?

  17. shaunna* shaunna*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    Just because i don't talk to you doesn't mean i still don't think about you. I'm just distancing myself because i know i can't have you.
    -♥Wiz Khalifa

  18. GonnaWalkAway GonnaWalkAway
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    ''When I was 5 years old,
    my mother always told me that happiness
    was the key to life.
    When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ''happy.'' They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
    I told them they didn't
    understand life.''

    - John Lennonhn

  19. ilovemusicxoxo89 ilovemusicxoxo89
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 11:56am UTC
    Awesome Comebacks #7
    Them: You're so tall! How's the weather up there?
    You: (Spits) It's raining.

  20. CrazyGeorgie CrazyGeorgie
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 9:26am UTC
    why is it that?
    When I'm finally getting
    over you, you give me
    a reason not to?

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