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Well it started with your hips, so I moved up to your lips to take a chance ask for a dance because your the cutest thing, on this side of the world. We call our homes, yet I feel so all alone half of the time we have to live with what we got and I got nothing so I pray you'll take my hands and we can conjure up with something rad. And you could move on with your whole life, just like you do, just like you shoobie doo doo too. And you could make everything alright, and I want you too, becuase ever since the first dance all I thought about was loving on you.
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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:09pm UTC

AND WHO *
*ELSE? *
Is more excited about Boxing day * *than Christmas. *
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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 12:36am UTC

Does anyone
know the rain date for the end of the world?

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December 17, 2012 10:04pm UTC

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Why are so many people getting top quotes with the saying
"All I want for christmas is him."
-SoOverUsed-

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Worst feeling ever #12
When it doesn't come in your size.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Dear Steve,
You really need to make a catagory called "Depresing storys nobody want to read."
Sincerely, I come here to laugh after my already sh-tty day.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:56am UTC

So,
My "friends" that were my "friends" that are still my "friends" but not really my "friends" but I still call them my "friends" aren't my "friends" anymore.
Just me?

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:51am UTC

The best part of Baby Bell cheese is
Playing with the wax.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:17am UTC

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of "kissing in the rain" ?
You're:
-in risk of catching a cold
-look like sh*t
-shivering
-freezing you a// off
-wishing you were inside.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:10am UTC

"I wish all my presents were pre-wrapped."
Me: "Try Gum."

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:06am UTC

Worst feeling ever #11
When someone gives you a christmas present and all you can do is say "thank you" and smile because you have nothing to give them in return.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 7:12pm UTC

~Guys have boobs too~
They just don't want to admit they're flat chested.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:12am UTC

Friend: Are you mad?
Me: no.
Friend: Are you sure? You look mad.
Me: no, Im not mad.
Friend: Are you positive your not mad?
Me: yes "Im positive" that Im not mad.
Friend: seriously, tell me whats wrong. I know you mad.
Me: IM NOT FU/CKING MAD LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I THROW A POMEGRANITE AT YOUR FACE YOU ANNOYING PEASANT.
Friend: I knew you were mad....

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November 6, 2012 7:18pm UTC

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posted a quote
November 1, 2012 12:23am UTC

A perfect night
ruined by a perfect fight.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Dear, George Lucas.
My life is over.
Sincerly, Entire star wars galaxy.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:02pm UTC

George Lucas
ruined my life today
when he
SOLD
Star wars.