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  1. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  2. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  3. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    Sometimes, I wonder if
    witty famous people have thousands of accounts and just fav their own quotes

  4. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Little do her parents know,
    They lost their daughter years ago.

  5. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    Me Him
    gross, hated, ugly gorgeous, hot, kind
    mean, stupid, fat kissable, cute, funny
    rude, annoying precious, s.exy, adorable
    complainer, suicidal beautiful, unique, enchanting
    dumb, depressed, idiotical smart, nice, bright

  6. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    I stare at the phone,
    He still hasn't called.
    [x][x][x][x]& then you feel so low
    >>you can't feel nothing at all.<<

  7. amur3074 amur3074
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    When Boys ~ 3
    When boys are romantic with you in public.
    Format by IllNeverFindSomeoneLikeYou

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    The worst type of insult to me is when they compliment
    you on something that you actually feel good or kind of
    okay about and that 'compliment' makes you begin to
    feel self conscious and insecure and that thing that you
    liked forms into one of many more insecurities, all thanks
    to that person who thought that they were funny.

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Heart touching storyOne day, a poor boy who was selling
    goods from door to door to pay his
    way through school, found he had
    only one thin dime left, and he was
    hungry.
    He decided he would ask for a meal
    at the next house. However, he lost
    his nerve when a lovely young
    woman opened the door. Instead of
    a meal he asked for a drink of
    water.
    She thought he looked hungry so
    brought him a large glass of milk He
    drank it slowly, and then asked,
    "How much do I owe you?" "You
    don't owe me anything," she replied
    "Mother has taught us never to
    accept payment for a kindness."
    He said... "Then I thank you from
    my heart."
    As Howard Kelly left that house, he
    not only felt; stronger physically, but
    his faith in God and man was strong
    also. He had been ready to give up
    and quit.
    Years later that young woman
    became critically ill. The local
    doctors were baffled. They finally
    sent her to the big city, where they
    called in specialists to study her rare
    disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called
    in for the consultation.
    When he heard the name of the
    town she came from, a strange light
    filled his eyes. Immediately he rose
    and went down the hall of the
    hospital to her room. Dressed in his
    doctor's gown he went in to see
    her.
    He recognized her at once. He went
    back to the consultation room
    determined to do his best to save
    her life. From that day he gave
    special attention to the case.
    After a long struggle, the battle was
    won. Dr. Kelly requested the
    business office to pass the final bill
    to him for approval.
    He looked at it, then wrote
    something on the edge and the bill
    was sent to her room. She feared to
    open it, for she was sure it would
    take the rest of her life to pay for
    it all. Finally, she looked, and
    something caught her attention on
    the side as she read these words......
    " Paid in full with one glass of milk."
    (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
    Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her
    happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
    GOD, that Your love has spread
    abroad through human hearts and
    hands."

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    That sad moment When you lean into kiss your very attractive boyfriend/girlfriend and your face hits the computer screen

  11. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    People say
    Hate is a strong word
    But so is love and
    people throw that around like it's nothing

  12. CarlSagan CarlSagan
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
    The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known, so far, to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.
    – Carl Sagan

  13. amur3074 amur3074
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    When Boys ~ 1
    When boys would rather stay home and hang out with you than go out partying with their friends.
    Format by IllNeverFindSomeoneLikeYou

  14. RawrKatYeah RawrKatYeah
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 3:44am UTC
    ןnɟıʇnɐǝq ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʇ suɐǝɯ ʇı sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI

  15. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:35am UTC
    Do you really want to erase your all memories ?          
      |X|
    NO
    YES

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 10:57am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I broke up with my gym.
    It just wasn't working out.

  17. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Imagine if
    everyone on Witty were 9-10 year olds, and all this wisdome was coming from the mouth of a child

  18. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:27am UTC
    May your charity increase as much as your wealth.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Don't you do all those things?:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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