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  1. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    oh, you thought
    i forgot? haha!
    NEVER.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. JohnnyLaBs213 JohnnyLaBs213
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Trying to help my lil bro with math homework until my dad comes home...
    Me: Dad this question is stupid. We all don't get it
    Dad: Then i thnk you guys should get it pefectly XD
    lol if anybody gets ths then fav

  5. JohnnyLaBs213 JohnnyLaBs213
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment you hear justin bieber rapping and then just say SWAGGY
    XD

  6. Blah0228 Blah0228
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    for every minute you are angry,
    you lose 60 seconds of happiness

  7. NinjaDino18 NinjaDino18
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Maybe i'm a Dreamer.
    Maybe i'm misunderstood.
    Maybe you're not seein' the side of me you should.

  8. sharkk sharkk
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    This is looking like a contest
    {{{ Of who can act like}}} +++
    ~they care less~
    nmf

  9. morgan_19 morgan_19
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Unsolved Mystery
    Mr.Krabs + ?= Pearl the WHALE 
     

  10. chessgamesandwatermelons chessgamesandwatermelons
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
    LOL JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST JOKE
    *Writes joke down*
    *Wakes up next morning*
    GOTTA FIND THAT JOKE
    *Glares at paper*
    It says:
    I am a hammer.
    nmq

  11. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    <3 If your Insecure
    Comment about what

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Louis: Have you ever fallen out of bed before?
    Harry: Yes!
    Louis: Describe to me how you fell
    Harry: I..fell...out...off..bed..

    format credit to OneDirection

  13. youonlyliveonce123 youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Witty is just like girls...
    if it isn't pretty and perfect it won't be liked ♥

  14. maddig11 maddig11
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    So there's this guy
    He's gorgeaus, he makes you laugh, his smile is contagious, he's sweet, he's funny, and always puts a smile on your face. I didn't say a name, but someone just popped into your head
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was your celebrity crush
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Harry Styles.
    nmf/q

  16. Beccy123 Beccy123
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:08am UTC
    I want a hug.
    But not just a normal hug. No.
    I want one of those pick-me-up-off-my-feet-squeeze-me-tight-spin-me-around-hurts-my-tummy-but-still-makes-me-smile-leaves-me-breathless-gives-me-butterflies-makes-me-giggle-stupidly kind of hug.

  17. kenziev123 kenziev123
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Baby you
    * * * LIGHT UP My world like
    nobody else!

  18. CaliiS CaliiS
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    So,I was eating,
    at one of the local diner's & this boy rides by on his bike. We both smile at eachother & the part that KILLS me is I know for a fact I will n e v e r see him again.. So glad I was the one who decided to sit by the window..♥
    True story.

  19. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:38am UTC
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  20. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 10:49am UTC
    hi spider. nice spider.
    let me pet you,
    WITH MY SHOE.
    haha, spider.
    dead spider.

:)

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