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SarahDGirl
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January 24, 2013 3:20pm UTC

Admit it, you fell for the person you said you'd never fall for.

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roseth0rn
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January 24, 2013 3:46pm UTC

I DISGUST MYSELF.

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lolosapp23
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January 24, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Me: *Late for school*
Me: *Trips on four steps*
Me: *Walks into door*
Me: *Knocks over teacher*
Me: *Gets into classroom*
Me: *Falls asleep*

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MonkeyMeghanxD
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January 24, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Yesterday I found out that my old freind is going to die of a brain tumer.
He only has 3 weeks to live. He is well aware that he is going to die. EVERYONE used to make fun of him. Till the day he trew up in the middle of 2nd period. They even laughed at that, until they had an assembley that he has a brain tumer.
Please <3 (Favorite)this in respect for James Greene. May he always be in our hearts...Thank You...R.I.P., James.

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Abby. *
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January 24, 2013 4:53pm UTC

If I had a penny
for everytime you made me feel
>>>>worthless<<<<
I'd be worth something by now.

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cupcakesandlove
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January 24, 2013 8:06pm UTC

So I was talking to this popular guy, and this is how it went:
Me: I bet you'd cry if I died
Him: Nah, I don't cry... except during the Lion King
*Life Made*

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BubbleBlastXOX
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January 24, 2013 11:48am UTC

Take my advice
I don't use it anyway.

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Raynniee
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January 24, 2013 4:38pm UTC

How am I supposed to make life choices when
I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?

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flyingbacon7
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January 24, 2013 8:46pm UTC

I hate when I send a long text message explaining my feelings
and then the person replies with a one word response

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HakunaaMatata
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January 24, 2013 5:33pm UTC

I'D RATHER GET MY PERIOD IN A SHARK TANK,
THAN TALK TO YOUR ILLITERATE A*S.

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Abby. *
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January 24, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Mom: Hey that band you like is on TV
Me: *Bashes through my door
Me: *Trips down stairs
Me: *Slips on the floor
Me: *Runs into wall
Me: * Army rolls through the kitchen
Me: *Skids around corner
Me: *Dives onto couch
Me: Shutup or I'll murder you all

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LaylaIsabella
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January 24, 2013 10:40am UTC

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'

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elephants_are_cool*
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January 24, 2013 1:34pm UTC

My sister's idea of a good inspirational quote
#1
The kitchen blinds were shut, my eyes were shut. My eyes opened, the kitchen blinds opened.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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flyingbacon7
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January 24, 2013 8:38pm UTC

You see that guy over there?
He looks like just an average guy
Doesn't he?
But to me he's my everything
He's all I ever think about
He makes me smile on my worse days
He's the guy I talk to 24/7 even when I'm crabby
I tell him everything
I trust him
He make me forget all the pain by showering me with love
He's such an amazing guy
See that guy over there?
He's my other half
And I don't know what I would do without him

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dolph*
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January 24, 2013 1:52pm UTC

At school, many people ask me why I'm so quiet all the time.
Well, you can't really plan a killing spree out loud.

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BlackButterflies
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January 24, 2013 4:24pm UTC

sometimes i wonder if anyone who knows me on witty has ever discussed me in real life. just mentioned me in passing, maybe told someone one of my quotes.

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Hannah(:*
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January 24, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Walks into hotel room
Me: Okay... wheres the wifi password?

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2boxenofdonuts
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January 24, 2013 1:08pm UTC

ON MY SCIENCE EXAM:
Which of the following would make a student the most powerful in the school?
A) More mass, less speed
B) Less mass, more speed
C) More mass, more speed
D) Eating Twinkies.
... you have no idea how tempted I was to put D as my answer.

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Fay*
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January 24, 2013 10:35am UTC

One Direction Imagine #8
*You're at a concert*
Niall: "Who's single?"
*You raise your hand*
Niall: *points at you*
"No put your hand down! You're mine!"♥

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