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posted a quote
September 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC
No one
can make
you feel
inferior without
your consent.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:46pm UTC
Who the f*ck wants to die alone, all dried up in the desert sun?
My hearts breaking for my sister, in the con that she call Love.
And I look into my nephews eyes, man you won't believe,
the most amazing things,
that can come from,
some terrible lie...

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 9:51pm UTC
*Listening to the radio.*
Lady: Oh yeah, I'm a middle school teacher.
Guy: Oh, so you have to deal with those punk a$$ kids who smell like ax body spray, huh?
Lady: Aha, Yeah, I guess so.
I laughed because of how true it is.

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posted a quote
August 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC
I don't care if you're black, white,
yellow, gay, straight,
bi, tall, short, skinny, fat, ugly, pretty,
emo, goth, girly,
tomboy, whatever.
As long as you're nice to me, and don't judge
me, i'll be nice to you. Simple.

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:56am UTC
Will You Please Shut Up Already??!?!?
Stop complaining about Zayn deleting his twitter. Stop complaining about how "ugly" Miley Cyrus is for cutting off her hair, AND BTW, giving it to Locks for Love. Stop complaining about the One Direction haters. Stop complaing about the Directioners. Stop complaining about the new Witty, (even though I hate it as well.) Stop complaining about Religion. Respect eachother. Simple enough? Stop complaining about people jocking quotes. MAYBE, they just liked the quote and wanted to share it with everyone else too. So what? Who freaking cares!?!? So go and report them. What good does that do? Is it so hard to give the person credit for the quote? My god.
(And guys, the quotes that say "I'm being followed by a_big_white_van, are not funny anymore.)
This kind of stuff is NOT what the vent button was for. Yes, I miss the vent button. But do you remember what you saw when you clicked the vent button? There was never anything complaining about celeberties and how they live thier lives. It kind of scares me how obsessed some of you are about how they live. Just leave them alone!!!
The vent button was for people who needed help. It was for people who needed advice, or someone to talk to, or smething. It was never complaining about some stupid celeberity, who "OH MY GOD SHE CUT OFF HER HAIR." or "OH MY GOD HE GOT A TATTOO I'M GOING TO VERBALLY ABUSE THEM NOW AND TOTALLY HATE ON THEM." Seriously, why do you care if Miley cut off her hair? Like, wtf.
And steve seriously needs to bring the vent button back, as well as a button to put all of those stupid quotes by crazy psychotic fans that complain about celeberities, and stalk them, and hate on them every time they do something they don't like.
AGREED?

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posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC
Autumn.
Sweatshirts. Jeans that are too long. Converse sneakers. Halloween. Ghosts. Wandering around in a pumpkin patch. Costumes. Apple cider. Carving Jack-o-lanterns. Cool and crisp air. Corn feild mazes. Trick-or-treating. Baking pumpkin seeds. Thanksgiving. Changing leaves. Brown, red, orange, and yellow. Hot chocolate. Pumpkin pie. Shorter days. Scarves. Turkeys. Warm biscuits. Family gatherings.
Just a few of my favorite things about Autumn.

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:40pm UTC
AND THEY WONDER WHY,
I lock myself in my room/cave all day, and only come out to eat, bathe, use the bathroom, and watch my favorite shows.

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC
When my parents try to make me go to sleep at 9:00 because they want me to get used to it for school.
Lol, no.

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August 17, 2012 9:27am UTC
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posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:21pm UTC
I think my favorite episode of Drake and Josh is the one where Drake really screws up and Josh doesn't talk to him for weeks. So then in Biology, Drake completely breaks down, and says that he definatley needs Josh more than Josh needs him and that he was sorry. I Don't know why, i just Love that one.
Comment your guy's favorites?

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posted a quote
August 13, 2012 7:44pm UTC
My coversation on Cleverbot
Me: Can you predict the future?
Cleverbot: yes.
Me: Will I ever get married and have kids?
Cleverbot: No.
True story. Even cleverbot knows I'm forever alone.

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posted a quote
August 12, 2012 6:36pm UTC
I don't need easy.
I just need possible.
~Soul Surfer~

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posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:47pm UTC
It's like meeting the Love of your life.
And then meeting his beautiful wife.
And isn't it ironic?
A little too ironic.

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 10:31am UTC
Am I the only one who wanted Max to win the wizard competion?

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posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:56pm UTC
I know that I've got issues,
but you're pretty messed up too.
:)

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 3:02pm UTC
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Once upon a romantic dream of eternity,
you were everything I never knew I always wanted.
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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC
Why don't you do us all a favor,
and go see what it smells like underwater.

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:42pm UTC
Someone asked me the other day if I knew you...
A million memories came back to me.
But I just smiled and said,
"I used to."

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC
Screw One Direction.
The Jo-Bros Are Still My Dudes.

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC
If people are what they eat,
then most of the boys I know must be gay,
because they're all D*cks.

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