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  1. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    July 16, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Kidz Bop,
    & Ruining you favorite songs for only $19.95. ||||||||||||
    nmf

  2. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    July 13, 2012 11:41am UTC
    So, if Cindererlla's shoe fit,
    Why did it fall off?
    NMF/Q

  3. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    July 12, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    The best time to wear a striped sweater
    All the time.

  4. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    July 9, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    When you have a mouthfull of food.
    & someone asks you a question.
    Then chewing suddenly becomes the longest task ever.

  5. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Teacher: You're late.
    Student: I'm late?
    Teacher: You missed an entire period.
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

  6. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    June 23, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    That moment when you feel you heart being slowly ripped apart all because of a boy...

  7. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    June 13, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    I can't imagine,
    someone ever looking at me, & getting butterflies,
    That just wouldn't happen.

  8. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    June 11, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    I always say "OUCH"
    Before I'm even sure it hurt...Just in case.

  9. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    what if,
    your webcam was on right now, & broadcasting in Times Square.

  10. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    At this moment,
    I'm sure i'm that girl that all my friends secretly hate...

  11. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Going swimming,
    & Doing that swim where it feels like you're a mermaid from H2o.

  12. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    May 18, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Looking yourself up on Google,
    Just to make sure you're not famous...

  13. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    May 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Getting in bed,
    Then realizing you have to pee.

  14. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Closing your book really hard,
    So the whole class knows you're done.
    format by Sandrasaurus

  15. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Watching raindrops on a window,
    & pretending they're racing ♥

  16. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    On Spongebob
    Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, you look like a girl.
    Spongebob:
    Mr. Krabs:
    Spongebob:
    Mr. Krabs:
    Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?

  17. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    So, don't you worry your pretty little mind,
    People throw rocks at things that shine..♥

  18. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:16am UTC
    That look you give your friend
    when the teacher says we can pick our partners.♥

  19. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    So, who else remebers,
    Estaban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa Ramirez?

  20. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
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    April 28, 2012 10:40am UTC
    When I say "I'm okay."
    I want some one to look me in the eyes,hug me, & say...
    "I know you're not." ♥
    nmf

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