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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Of course gay men dress well.
They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

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crashed
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 8:09pm UTC

She looked and me and asked me,
"Are you gay?"
And I answered,
"No b^tch, I'm just fabulous."

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Nobody loves me, nobody cares,
Nobody picks me peaches and pears.
Nobody offers me candy and Cokes,
Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes.
Nobody helps when I get into a fight,
Nobody does all my homework at night.
Nobody misses me,
Nobody cries,
Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy.
So, if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,
I'll stand up and tell you NOBODY is!
But yesterday night I got quite a scare
I woke up and Nobody just WASN'T there!
I called out and reached for Nobody's hand,
In the darkness where Nobody usually stands,
Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,
But I found somebody each place that I looked.
I seached till I'm tired, and now with the dawn,
There's no doubt about it-
Nobody's gone.

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC

When I'm older
I want to be that one cool guy teacher.
I want to be that teacher that everyone looks up to.
I want to be that teacher that leaves such an impact on their students that their lifes change.
I want to be that teacher that teachers their students that being yourself is okay.
I want to be that teacher that every student will just be like wow.
I want to be that teacher that gives no homework.
I want to be that teacher that everyone likes.
I want to be that inspirational teacher that kids can talk to whenever they need me.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | love

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 9:31pm UTC

“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
~Eminem

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:24pm UTC

to ∞ ɑnd ↑

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Tomorrow is two months since Courtney died. I can't believe I've lasted his long, guys. I can't believe it. I think about her every day. I never stop thinking about her. I miss her smile. I miss her laugh. I miss everything. I love her. I wish that she was here still because she was my everything. I want to thank you guys for helping me. I know I'm stubborn, but that's me. I get mad sometimes about everything I've never done with her. I can't help it, so thanks if I've never said thanks. I miss you, Courtney♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:45pm UTC

do you think g4y marriage would be legal if
at the end of their wedding vows they said "no h0m0"?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:20pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Sorry, your password must contain
the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song for a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I don't understand why girls make such a big deal about periods.
I mean yeah, they suck, but at least we don't have to push like a fcking watermelon out of our vajayjay every month.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: It's time for the jokes to stop.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC

It's not easy being a girl.
we have to:
straighten our hair,
curl our hair,
deal with periods every month,
shave our legs,
shave our underarms,
shave inappropriate places...
plan our outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
wear make-up,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories,
exercise,
wear uncomfortable thongs,
give birth,
wear skirts,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
and tight bras,
blow our money on beauty supplies
and deal with mood swings.
and what do guys go through?
they're voice gets deeper,
they shave their face,
and they exercise.

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePleas
How to get a thigh gap:
stand with your legs apart

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crazyMCRfangirl
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 3:43pm UTC

OKAY EVERYONE IN THE MCRMY NEEDS TO READ THIS THERE IS HOPE http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1rjctoe

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XxLovingYouxX
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 6:14pm UTC

Mom: tell everyone dinner is ready.
Child: DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: -_-

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC

This is what I saw on the witty tumblr:
smexyxlean asked: I know everyone says that you should allow picture posts on witty, but please don't. I'll stop using it if you do. People will end up posting pictures of self harm and trigger a lot people. Thanks for reading.
Steve replied with:
I’d be more worried about pictures of penises.

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Cat_10004
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 10:45am UTC

Trying to keep a straight
face in a serious situation
and failing
#Storyofmylife.

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Cat_10004
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 2:04pm UTC

And if you think I'm a mistake just break it off.
<33

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