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XxLINZxX

1. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 7:40pm UTC
   my >heart< isnt your >dick<
   so stop playing with it.
   
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2. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 7:32pm UTC
   THERE IS ONLY 1 HAPPINESS IN LIFE
   TO LOVE
   & TO BE LOVED
   (:
   
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3. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 7:28pm UTC
   Just give me time and i'll get over
   you
   
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4. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 7:25pm UTC
   a break up is like a broken mirror.
   it is better to leave it broken,
   than to hurt yourself to fix it.
   
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5. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 2:46pm UTC
   i want to be your favorite HELLO-
   and your hardest GOODBYE
   
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6. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 2:36pm UTC
   im with you because i love you.
   your with me because you want to be.
   i kiss you, & its for nothing.
   but for me, its everything.
   
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7. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 2:32pm UTC
   YOU WANNA SEE BRUTALITY?
   OPEN MY CHEST AND LOOK AT MY HEART.
   
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8. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 2:30pm UTC
   All Life Is An experiment
   the more you make
   .
   the better.
   
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9. XxLINZxX
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   November 14, 2010 12:37am UTC
   Dis right here is my swagg
   all the girls are on me
   damnn
   soulja boy<3
   
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10. XxLINZxX
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 12:30am UTC
    A Computer once beat me at chess.
    but it was not match for me
    at kickboxing.
    (;
    
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11. XxLINZxX
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    November 14, 2010 12:27am UTC
    EVERYBODY
    wants to go to heaven.
    but nobody wants to die.
    
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12. XxLINZxX
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    November 14, 2010 12:25am UTC
    If Barbie is so popular;
    then why do you have to buy her friends?
    
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13. XxLINZxX
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    November 14, 2010 12:23am UTC
    FLYING;
    learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
    
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14. XxLINZxX
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    November 14, 2010 12:19am UTC
    What are the 3 words guaranteed to humiliate men every where?
    "holdmypurse"
    
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15. XxLINZxX
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    November 14, 2010 12:14am UTC
    FRIENDSHIP; is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it.
    but it only brings the warm feeling.
    
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16. XxLINZxX
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    November 13, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    Us chicka's are likes phones.
    We LOVE to be held.
    Talked too.
    But you press
    the wrong button
    & you'll be
    disconnected.
    (:
    
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17. XxLINZxX
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    November 13, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    There is a place where you can touch a woman and it will drive her crazy.
    her heart<3
    
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18. XxLINZxX
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    November 13, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    AYY
    SHUT THE DAMN DOOR !
    walter-jeff dunham
    
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