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Iheartglitter
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Long, but worth reading!
Set your alarm. Get up bright and early. Pull on a baggy top and jogging bottoms. Go outside, no matter what the weather. Walk for ten minutes. Skip for five minutes. Jog for five minutes. Then turn around. Then get back home again. Cut yourself some fruit. Apples, oranges, mangos. All in. Add a little yoghurt for a healthy start of the day. Go and pour yourself some water. Fresh water, ice cold. Refreshing. Go upstairs. Turn on the shower. Wash your hair with nice smelling shampoo and matching conditioner. Wash yourself with body lotion. Come out of the shower. Dry yourself all over. Slather yourself in body butter. You smell nice, clean, innocent, pure. Put something nice on. A pair of jeans, a top. Your favorite bra and pants. Towel dry your hair, leaving it damp to dry naturally. All natural. Go to the mirror. Look at what you see. Don't like it? Pick out three things you love. Your beautiful eyes, your shiny skin, your tinted cheeks. Go downstairs. Ignore the kitchen. You've already had breakfast. Get a glass of water. Paint your nails. Read a book. Go for a walk. Call your friends. Spend some time with your family. Spend some time outside. You know this will be a beautiful day. The sun might not be shining, but you are. This day will be perfect. This day will be the most perfect day you've had so far. No binging, no purging. No self-harm, no hating. Only loving and laughing and living.
You can do this.
nmq/tumblr, i saw a girl on witty post this and i think its amazing

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW
everything about me just because we used to be friends.
format by jayciecutie01.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mylittlesecret13
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:08am UTC

People with purple eyes have:
1. Clear, silver-like purple eyes
2. No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
3. Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
4. Highly evolved immune system (resists every disease known to man so far)
5. Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
6. Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
7. Perfect vision
8. Never overweight
9. Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Now, who wants purple eyes?

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queen*
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Instead of killing yourself
wait until
a year from now
where you say,
"Holy f//k,
I can't believe I was going to kill my self before I etcetera'd...
before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee,
made my own IPA,
tried out for a game show,
rode a camel drunk,
skydived alone,
learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
photographed electric jellyfish,
built a sailboat from trash,
taught someone how to read,
etc. etc. etc."
The red washing
down the bathtub
can't change the color of the sea
at all.
I saw this on tumblr. It needed to be shared.

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CaliGirlSwag
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Hey babe.
You like, always say that.
You want me to say something like "Yo my n*ggah what it do MUTHAFUKAH?!"
..no ._.

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BrielleLuvsPickles
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Louis: Did you know i have a girlfriend named Eleanor?
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: Yes, I've been told
Louis: I cooked for her once
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: That's nice. Now listen, we-
Louis: It was ham. What I cooked. For my girlfriend. Eleanor.
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: That's ... sweet. Moving on-
Louis: We saw a film. Me and Eleanor. Man on A Ledge. Great film. At least that's what Eleanor thought. My girlfriend. Eleanor.
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: -getting angry- That is wonderful. How about the b-
Louis: Harry set us up, you know
Louis: Me and Eleanor
Louis: My girlfriend
Louis: Eleanor
Louis:
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer:
Louis:
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: M-
Louis: Eleanor
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: B-
Louis: Eleanor
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: H-
Louis: El-ea-nor
Louis:El
Louis: Ea
Louis: Nor
Louis:
Louis:
Louis:
Louis: My Girlfriend

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Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:09pm UTC

So, I need prayers.
My aunt has Leukimia, which in case you didn't know its blood cancer. She needs bone marrow from her brother who lives in Iraq. If she doesn't get it, she'll die. Her kids are all so young. Their ages are 8, 3, and 18 months. The 8 year old has down syndrome and its too much work for their dad. Please, Please. I'm BEGGING you guys. Send good prayers towards our way. Pray that her brother is allowed to come into America JUST to give her the bone marrow. Please? I can't lose my aunt, I can't.
If you read this, thank you so much.
If you're not religious, please send good thoughts then.
In return, if you guys need any prayers.
Post them as a comment. I'll pray for you guys tonight!
2 people praying is better than 1!
<3 Thank you my witty sisters.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:33pm UTC

I hate it when I'm wearing my apple
bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Me: You know what sucks?
Annoying person: Vaccuums.
Me: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Annoying person: Black holes.
Me: You know what isn't cool?
Annoying person: Lava.
Me: Screw you.

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Happycristy11
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:31am UTC

Hey Beautiful:)
I'm really bored. I want to make someone smile right now. :) So, fave this quote and comment your name. Then I will write a boy's name that sounds good with yours, my opinion of you and your profile, a song that I think would describe you, and try to make you smile on your profile:)I will try to do ll of them. <3 xoxo

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Small Bump by Ed Sheeran.
There's so much that I could say about that amazing song.
It describes every emotion I have.
It's currently on replay on my iPod.
I can't stop crying.
Thank you, Ed. Just, thank you.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:07pm UTC

The scariest thing about distance
is that you don't know whether
they'll miss you or forget you.
-THE NOTEBOOK

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:53pm UTC

You don’t know my story,
But yet, you call me weak.
Maybe you would understand,
If you cried yourself to sleep.
We havn’t talked in half a year,
But yet, you makes up lies.
Maybe you would understand,
If you woke up with tear stained eyes.
So don’t tell me that I’m different,
If you don’t know what I’ve been through.
Because if you lost the one you love,
I bet you’d be different too.
MY QUOTE.
Format Credit: Th3br0k3nbl0nd3/TheMascaraSeries

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Moral of the old Hannah Montana Episodes...
Don't lie, Spend time with family, Remember where you come from, Show your true colours, Friends and trust are important etc....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Moral of the new Jessie episodes...
Don't become a nanny for rich people with a lot of kids in New York.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know it's said wayyyyyy too much, but I really miss the old disney, our disney.

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ItsTiffaniPlayas246
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 2:30pm UTC

So, today, it finally hit me that I'm growing up.

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thebeatles4lyf
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 5:25am UTC

Smiling at old people,
- To show them you're not a teenage thug -

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Hopelesscrusher
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Feeling down?
I'll make your day happy, just fave this and I'll put a really
sweet comment on your profile. Follow you, and will
definitely fave some of your awesome quotes.

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never_forget
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Stupid Rules Of School:
Do Not Chew Gum: Wtf. Is My Chewing Going To Disturb You?
Do Not Wear A Hat: Yeah Cause I'm Totally Hiding A Weapon Under It?
Do Not Run In The Hallways: Than Do Not Complain When I'm Late To Class
Do Not Wear Short Shorts: But I Wanna Show Of My Cellulite!!
No PDA: You're Just Mad Cause I'm Getting Some...
No Low Cut Tops: But My Boobs Want Some Air!!
No Alchol: Dammit...I Thought School Was Happy Hour?!

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