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  1. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    God made coke,
    God made pepsi.
    God made me,
    Oh so sexy.
    God made rivers,
    God made lakes.
    God made you,
    Well..we all make mistakes...
    nmq.

  2. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Mom - Give me your phone.
    You - Fine, let me get it..
    *Deletes texts, locks phone, turns off.*
    You - Here, its dead though.

  3. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    *Kid at a party*
    -- Phone rings -
    "Shut up everyone,
    its my Mum!...Hey Mum."
    -Random kid in background -
    "Dude, put your pants back on!"
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    nmf/nmq

  4. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 11:35am UTC
    T o l e t a f o o l k i s s
    y o u i s s t u p i d .
    T o l e t a k i s s f o o l
    y o u i s w o r s e .

  5. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:03am UTC
    L i f e i s n t a b o u t w a i t i n g f o r t h e s t o r m t o p a s s ,
    Its learning to dance in the rain.
    ♥♥♥♥

  6. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:47am UTC
    One day you'll love me ,
    T h e w a y I l o v e d y o u .
    One day you'll think of me ,
    T h e w a y I t h o u g h t o f y o u .
    One day you'll cry for me ,
    T h e w a y I c r i e d f o r y o u .
    One day you'll want me ,
    B u t I w o n t w a n t y o u .♥

  7. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    I hope Karma slaps you round the face.
    Punches you in the heart,
    AND STABS YOU IN THE BACK.
    Just like you did to me.
    nmf

  8. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    I d o n' t k n o w w h a t h u r t s t h e m o s t . .
    The fact you don't care anymore,
    (Or the fact that i still do.)

  9. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    SO I HEAR YOUR A PLAYER?
    W e l l l e t s p l a y a g a m e . . .
    W e ' l l t a l k e v e r y n i g h t .
    T e l l e a c h o t h e r w h o w e l o v e .
    C h a t f o r h o u r s o n t h e p h o n e .
    H a n g a r o u n d a t s c h o o l .
    H u g i n t h e h a l l w a y s .
    H o l d h a n d s a t t h e s u n s e t .
    S m i l e w i t h o u r f r i e n d s .
    K i s s i n t h e r a i n .
    P l a y f o o t s i e u n d e r t h e t a b l e .
    And whoever falls in love first loses, right?
    [Sorry, but I've already lost.]

  10. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 8:31am UTC
    The Only Time I'm Truly Happy,
    Is when I see your smile.

    nmf

  11. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 8:24am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    There's this boy I've know for years.
    -& I just know that one day ;
    Were gonna get married.
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  12. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    There is a fine line between jealousy and hate;
    she just doesn't know which one to pick.♥

  13. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Please can you fall for me...
    as hard as i fell for you?

  14. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 7:48am UTC
    L o n g b u t w o r t h t h e r e a d .
    I'm called pretty and beautiful.
    (But really i feel hideous and i want to look like her.)
    I'm popular and happy.
    (But really I'm sad and don't have a best friend.)
    I'm flirty and outgoing.
    (But really I'm shy and that's all i was taught to do.)
    I'm smiley and get all the guys i want.
    (I'm hiding the pain trying to get him to notice me.)
    I have nice clothes and my hair is always perfect.
    (I buy my clothes with my own money and i try to hard.)
    My Mum is pretty and kind.
    (But really she hits me and tells me I'm useless..)
    I have had lots of boyfriends.
    (I take after my Mum.)
    I'm always helpful and sort problems.
    (But i can only do that because I'm used to it at home.)
    I'm nice to the weird kids.
    (I know how they feel because my sister has aspergers syndrome.)
    Think before you judge someone, you don't know their story.
    Sorry guys, just venting.

  15. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    I just broke up with my boyfriend.
    Can i have at least 2 faves to show some people care? Thanks.<3

  16. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    The cuts on my wrist are so deep,
    My secret is getting harder to keep.
    My smile, it may fool a few,
    But I need to become someone new.
    This broken heart needs to be mended,
    This torn spirit needs to be defended.
    My Faith right now is shaking,
    and overall,i feel like breaking.My
    My smiles are limited, not alot can be shared,
    This little girl, she had once cared.
    But now she doesn't, she just can't anymore,
    You can tell by the razor blades all over the floor.
    Many say that she could do way better,
    But one knows from a suicide letter.
    ^DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN.^
    If your still reading,
    I Love You.
    smiles are limited, not alot can be shared.
    This little girl, she had once cared,
    But now she doesn't, she just can't anymore,
    You can tell by the razor blades all over the floor.
    Many say that she could do way better,
    But one knows from a suicide letter. My
    My smiles are limited, not alot can be shared.
    This little girl, she had once cared,
    But now she doesn't, she just can't anymore,
    You can tell by the razor blades all over the floor.
    Many say that she could do way better,
    But one knows from a suicide letter. smiles are limited, not alot can be shared.
    This little girl, she had once cared,
    But now she doesn't, she just can't anymore,
    You can tell by the razor blades all over the floor.
    Many say that she could do way better,
    But one knows from a suicide letter.

  17. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 6:30am UTC
    Every story has an ending, but in life,
    every ending is a new beginning.

    Format Credit to: hlcurtiss h

  18. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 1:53pm UTC
    How fast can you guess these words?
    1. BOO_S
    2. _ _ NDOM
    3. F_ _ K
    4. P_ N _S
    5. PU_S_
    6. S_X
    your dirty mind ;) you

  19. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 3:04pm UTC
    ⋆⋆⋆⋆
    Your friend says shes pregnant ...
    a good friend would say: OMG..im so sorry :(
    but a best friend would say: NAME IT AFTER ME!! :)
    ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ ⋆

  20. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 5:34am UTC
    YouTube + twitter + facebook = You twit face.

:)

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