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Landeh
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February 13, 2012 3:00am UTC

CONVERSATION WITH GOD
not mine-i just want to share
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad ...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
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tylerr
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February 11, 2012 10:30pm UTC

scientist: the average person spends 13 hours online per week
me: lol

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Zaaraa225
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January 18, 2012 3:34pm UTC

I haven't been on Witty for 4 days
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I come back to that ^
I swear i love you guys so much, words cant explain.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 11:03pm UTC

I've noticed your scars
because I have them, too.

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alexxjadee
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December 19, 2011 3:51pm UTC

the amazing moment when
you come up short at the cash register and they tell you, "don't worry about it" ♥

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alexxjadee
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Respect yourself
or no one will respect you

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alexxjadee
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 7:39am UTC

That awkward moment
when its not awkward...

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alexxjadee
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 7:37am UTC

Hug me as tight as you want
Just promise you won't ever let me go.
♥

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alexxjadee
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 7:49am UTC

VENT
im not beautiful, and i know that, so i dont see why you have to keep reminding me. You make fun of me because im short? wow, you're so cool. Just because i'm a little underweight, doesn't mean im anorexic. If you saw me when im at home, i never stop eating, so its not like im starving myself. Sometimes i feel like just bursting into tears but i hold them in until theres one thing YOU say that makes them pour out. Just because you see me crying most of the time, doesn't mean im depressed, i just have lots going on. I may not be the richest person but just because i can't always afford to go out, doesn't mean im poor. I'm not perfect, but i'm me, and theres nothing you can change about it. So take me as i am or watch me as i go, haters!

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alexxjadee
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:14am UTC

Why do people think you'll remember
somebody if they say the name twice?
"You remember steve?"
"Steve who?"
"Steve, Steve, y'know!"
no, i really don't

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alexxjadee
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 9:15am UTC

'k'
DON'T YOU DARE 'K' ME!

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alexxjadee
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 9:21am UTC

It's been one whole year;
one year since the last time i was in your arms. one year since i felt your soft lips
on mine. one year since you told me you love me. one year since you made me
smile. one year since all the cute texts you would send me. one year since i
considered you my best friend. one year since you told me forever. one year
since you told me how pretty i was. one year since i was sure you were
the one. one year since we hung out. one year since you had your
arm around me. one year since you ended it. one year since
i cried and cried. one year since i was completely
heartbroken. but it took me one year to realize
you weren't worth my tears. and you know
what? i'm perfectly happy
without you. ♥

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