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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC

I wonder what it’s like
being the pretty girl.
The girl that breaks all the guys’ necks
when she passes by.
The girl that can wake up and go to school
without even trying.
The girl that everyone wants to be their friend.
The girl that a lot of people like.
The girl with such an amazing personality
that everyone wants to talk to her and be her friend.
Yeah, I wonder what it’s like
being that kind of girl...

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365days*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 1:10pm UTC

♥
No one is afraid of HEIGHTS, they are afraid of the fall
xxx
No one is afraid of the DARK, they are afraid of what is in it
xxx
No one is afraid to PLAY, they are afraid to lose
xxx
No one is afraid to say I LOVE YOU they are afraid of the response
xxx
Dont you see?
No one is afraid to TRY, they are afraid of the outcome

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darastarring*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:14am UTC

Teachers
act fake when the principal walks into the classroom.

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sydneyxrose
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC

NO, MOM, I GO TO HOGWARTS
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Suicide doesn't end the pain
It just gives it to someone else.

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MeganFantasticT
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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JerseyGurrl
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:25am UTC

Don't judge me
unless you have looked
through my eyes
experienced what I have
and cried as many tears as me.
Until then back- off
cause you have no idea.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:02pm UTC

me when i get a hair cut.
there: wow! my hair looks pretty good right now.
when i get home: what the f/ck?!
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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Wish me luck in the Olympics.
Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You know who’s beautiful?
Don’t read the first word and flatter yourself,
because it's me.

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arsenicCatnip
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 3:03pm UTC

At the olympics opening ceremony,
there were 7 billion peices of
biodegrateable confetti, to represent
each person in the world.
Out there, in London, in the Olympic
stadium, there is a peice of
biodegradable confetti deicated
to ME

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Our generation had the best
Disney Channel Original Movies:
Zenon Halloween Town The Thirteenth Year
Smart House Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire 
The Ulimate Christmas Present Motocrossed
The Luck of the Irish Get a Clue Cadet Kelly
Gotta Kick It Up Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off
The Cheetah Girls Pixel Perfect Cow Belles 
Stuck in the Suburbs Read it and Weep Quints
Go Figure Life is Ruff… Right on Track
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Jump In!
Twitches High School Musical Camp Rock
Sorry Disney, You’re not going
to be able to top that.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC

One day
you’ll meet a guy.
And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
How you chew, how you sip,
how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
how certain games and shows make you really happy.
How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
how you think you look bad in all your photos.
He’s going to know everything about you.
And you know what?
He’s still going to love you.

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wittyquotesgurl

posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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InvaderZ
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:47am UTC

Kindergarten:
Me: Hi my names Soul. What's yours?
Him: Oh, it's Will.
Me: Really? Cool.
Him: What's that on your arm?
Me: Oh..this? *covers arm* it's a birthmark. You can make fun of me,but ..... mommy says it's beautiful.
Him: She's right. I mean look at it, it really is a cool birthmark!
I moved away. 11 years later in
High School: Sophomore year
Me: *going quietly to me locker*
Him: Hey, Soul , right?
Me: Uh..yeah. Why?
Him: Oh nothing much really..I'm new here so I'm trying to make as ..... much friends as I can *chuckles*
Me: *rolling eyes* Oh. Cool. The popular chicks are over there.
Him: No thanks.
Me: Oh?
Him: Oh , by the way , that's a really cool birthmark. I knew someone ... who had something like that once.
Me: *eyes widening and nearly falling to the floor* Will..
Him: ..Yeah?
Me: *hugs him REALLY REALLY hard* It's been 11 years.
Now he's MINE. <3

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC

ME AT THE MALL
Me: *Walks into mall*
Me: Whoo, air conditioning.
Me: *Looks at mom and younger sibling*
Me: I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with there family.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Looks at a group of teenagers*
Me: You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
Me:
Me: I'm so jealous.
Me: *Sniff*
Me: Hollister is just around the corner.
Me: *Sniff sniff*
Me: Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
Me:
Me: I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
Me: *Looks at price tag*
Me: *Walks away sadly*
Me:
Me:
Me: He's so hot.
Me: Hey Mr. Hotty
Me: *Walks a little farther away from mom*
Me: Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
Me: *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
Me: Oh you have a girlfriend.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Forever alone.
Me: *Walks into store with family*
Mom: Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
Me: No, mom.
Mom: But its-
Me: No.
Me: *Walks out of store*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohh forever21
Me: *peaks in store*
Me: Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
Me: Too jelous.
Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
Me: But thats how they get you.
Me: Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
Me: ... It's like Hollister..
Me: But with pretzels.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Walks into build-a-bear*
Me: *Builds a bear*
Me: I'm gonna call you Ted
Me: *Hugs bear*
Me: Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
Me:
Me:
Me: *Sees group of teenagers*
Me: *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
Me: Sorry Ted.
Me: It's not me, it's you.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Makes eyecontact with girl*
Me: B/tch I hate you.
Me: Fall off a cliff.
Me: *Walks farther away from girl*
Me: I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Mom: We should be going home now.
Me: I didn't even get anything.
Mom: WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
Me: *Hurries in random store and grabs lipgloss and a pair of earrings*
Mom: This is all you want?
Me: Yeah
Mom: *Buys stuff*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Santa Claus:
The queen of England:
Pencil:
Shoelace:
Banana:
Bob Marley:
Me: I'm pathetic.

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 9:05pm UTC

That moment
when you watch High School Musical
and You still know the lyrics

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