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  1. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 10:05pm UTC
    Today My Teacher Asked Me If I Could Buy A Pet Fish At A Grocery Store
    My Response Was Only If You Want A Dead One
    [♥]

  2. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    This x Halloween x I'm x Gonna x Dress x Up x Like
    --->Her<---
    And See If You Love Me Then
    [♥]

  3. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    TEACHER-PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!
    7 th Grader- NOOOOO I Didn't Do Anything I Swear It Was Him
    8 th Grader- Okay No work For Me
    9 th Grader- What's One More Time Gonna Do?

  4. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    Today
    I Went To Get A Tattoo And I Saw A Sign
    In The Tattoo Shop That Said
    "Please Do Not Tease Or Feed The Non Tattoo People"
    I Wonder What Made Them Put Up That Sign
    MLIA ♥

  5. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 10:57pm UTC
    Every Girl Has That One Guy We Stalk On Facebook
    {♥}

  6. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    Today,
    I realized the people that smile and laugh the most are the ones who are suffering the most.
    Because laughter isn't only the best medicine, it's also the best disguise.
    I should know, of all people.
    [[SixBillionSecrets]]

  7. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 9:38pm UTC
    Today,
    my friend and I were hanging out and my mom walked in. My mom asked me, "Did you ride your boyfriend yesterday?" And I replied "Yeah, but he was a little bad so I had to whip him a couple times." My friend didn't know that my mom refers to my horse as my "boyfriend." Her face, priceless.
    MLIA ♥

  8. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    I Wonder What Happens When A Police Officer Riding A Bike Arrests Someone "Umh Sir Please Get In The Basket Your Under Arrest" (;

  9. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    Goodbye Hurts </3

  10. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 5:35pm UTC
    Chicka Chicka
    Slim Shady (;

  11. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    I.S.H.O.F
    I Stalk Him On Facebook (;

  12. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 10:23pm UTC
    My Mom Always Used To Say
    "Don't Talk To Strangers"
    If Only She Saw Witty ♥

  13. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 7:31pm UTC
    Today
    I was Listening To
    My Name Is By Emnem
    In The Computer Lab
    And My Teacher Came In
    And Started Rapping
    He Is Officaliy My Favourite Teacher
    MLIA

  14. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    Its x Not x Our
    Emotions
    That Hurt Us
    ---->Its Guys Feelings For Us<----
    That Hurt Us

  15. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 5:33pm UTC
    And I Was Having The Worst Day
    Until He Sent Me The Lyrics To
    Just The Way You Are
    By Bruno Mars

    True Story

  16. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    And All I want Is For A Guy To Tell Me
    I'm Beautiful ♥

  17. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 9:58pm UTC
    I'm not a perfect girl
    My hair doesn't always stay in place &
    I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy &
    sometimes I have a broken heart.
    My friends & I sometimes fight &
    maybe some days nothing goes right,
    but when I think about it & take a step back
    I remember how amazing life truly is
    & that maybe, just maybe, I like being
    unperfect ♥

  18. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 5:35pm UTC
    Today
    In Art Class We Were Listening
    To Justin Bieber
    And My Art Teacher
    Starts Dancing And Singing
    Then My Principal Comes In And Starts Dancing And Singing Too
    Then They Both Stop And Look Around
    To See All Of Us Staring
    The Principal Immediately Stops And Leaves
    And My Art Teacher Goes Back To Her Computer
    MLIA ♥

  19. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 5:26pm UTC
    Today
    I Asked My Teacher If I Would Get In Trouble
    For Something I Didn't Do
    She Said "Of Course Not"
    So I Said "I Didn't Do My Homework"

  20. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 5:14pm UTC
    And People Ask Me
    ---->Why I Still Love Him<----
    Why x I x Choose x To x Take x Him x Back
    Although He Chose To Break My Heart
    And All I Can Respond With Is
    I Don't Want To Let Go Of Someone I Tried So Hard To Get ,
    Someone Who I Spent Extra Hours Getting Ready For In the Morning
    Just So He Would Notice Me ,
    A Guy Who Made Me Feel Like The Most Special Girl In The World
    A Guy Who Loved Me For Me
    I Love Him Because His Hair His Eyes The Way He Smiles His Voice And His Laugh
    And My Last Reason Is
    Why Does 11:11 Come Twice Because Everyone Deserves
    A Second Chance
    ---->That Is Why I Still Love Him <----
    And x That x Is x Why x I x Chose x To x Take x Him x Back

    All Mine ♥

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