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WE R BEST FRIENDS.. WHO CNT BE SPREAD APART!!!!!...WE SHARE THIS PAGE FOR DOUBLE THE AMAZING QUOTES! ! !

Xtori4396X
posted a quote
July 13, 2009 5:12pm UTC

I love how we give guys that we like code names so that they won't know we're talking about them !
{my hotty is named hockey}
all mine {give credit}
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Xtori4396X
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July 9, 2009 2:17pm UTC

you crack me up like ...
A TWIG IN A WIND-STORM
all mine {give credit}

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Xtori4396X
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July 9, 2009 2:11pm UTC

U.2 . . . AMAZING

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:39pm UTC

Never second guess yourself....
your first instinct is usually the correct one!!!
All mine(give credit) did not jock from anyone.. i actually got it from my teacher..

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Xtori4396X
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 1:36pm UTC

yes!!!!!!!!!
I am the type of person that will get told a joke and pretend to laugh a long with everyone else.. then 10 min later i say waittt !!!! dnt get it ???? lmao
please dnt say jocked.. cuzz i noo that alot of people have it ... i juss love this quote so i rote it anyway!!

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:30pm UTC

i'm the kind of person that...
will get a paper cut and cry..
fall down 2 flights of stairs and laugh...
all mine {give credit}

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:27pm UTC

you crack me up like an...
EGG IN A SAUCEPAN
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Xtori4396X
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 1:13pm UTC

BESt FRIENDs
are the people that make you...
laugh a little louder...
smile a little brighter...
and live a whole lot better...
all mine {give credit}

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:02pm UTC

I can only please 1 person a day...
Today isnt ur day....
and tommorrow doesnt look good either..
all mine (give Credit) sorry if jocking but i didnt get it from someone else lmao)

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 12:58pm UTC

DIDN'T NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE
SEARCHED THE CAR CLICKED THE MOUSE
IT'S FUN TO SAVE ON GAS
THE BIRD IS REALLY FAST
SOLD MY OLD CAR IT'S EASY
BOUGHT A NEW RIDE IT'S EASY
BEEP BEEP .COM
BEEP BEEP .COM
BEEP BEEP .COM
all mine {give credit}

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 12:52pm UTC

GOSSIP makes the world go 'round ! ! !
all mine {give credit}

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 12:50pm UTC

without sarcasm..... the world would be boringg !!!!!!
All mine (give credit) (tottally not trying to jock lmao)

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 12:46pm UTC

they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am i sittin' here like a pirate in this restaurant
it's all because some hacker stole my identity
now i'm in here every evening server chowder and iced tea
should have gone to freee credit report .com
(yeehaaaa)
i could have seen this comin at me like a cannon bomb
they monitor your credit and give you e-mail alerts
so you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts !!!!
all mine {give credit, except 4 lyrics lol}

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 2:00am UTC

10 THINGS TO DO AT TARGET:
1.) link arms with your friends and skip up and down the aisles singing "we're off to see the wizard"
2.) dump packs of condoms into random peoples baskets
3.) throw lingerie into old peoples baskets
4.) when the loudspeaker comes on jump onto the floor and scream "THE VOICES, THEY'RE BACK"
5.) whisper "code red on aisle 4" to a random worker and see how they react
6.) stand by the door and when it automaticly opens say "so you have the force too" to the people coming in/out
7.) ask random people to be your best friend
8.) walk up to random people and start telling them your life story
9.) pick a fight with a worker about how fresh the fruit is
10.) start a conga line up and down the aisles while grabbing things off the shelves
not all credit but partly (#'s 1, 5-10) LOL

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:47am UTC

SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!!!!!
(SOOOO CHEESEYYY BUT CUTEE)
ALL MINE ( GIVE CREDIT)

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:45am UTC

U smelt it....
u delt it...
( cheesey but true)
All mine ( give credit)

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:40am UTC

FIVE...
FIVE DOLLAR...
FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG...
SUBWAY, EAT FRESH!!!
all mine {give credit}
LMAO

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Xtori4396X
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 1:36am UTC

Badahh ba ba ba.... imm lovinn itt !!!!!
MCDONALDS
ALL MINE ( MI WAY OF SAYING ITTT LMAO)

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Xtori4396X
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July 2, 2009 1:27am UTC

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT...
BLOWS UP BALLOONS, DRAWS FACES ON THEM, NAMES THEM, AND WAITS FOR THEMM TO POP... aND THEN CRIES AS I BURY THEM IN MY FRIENDS BACKYARD?!?!?!
all mine {give credit}
LMAO soooo trueeeee!!!

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July 2, 2009 1:21am UTC

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