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1. Xoxocolleenxoxo
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   Favorite if:
   -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
   -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
   -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
   -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
   -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
   -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
   -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
   -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
   -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
   -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
   -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
   -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
   -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
   -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
   -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
   -you use the "sup" head nod.
   -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
   -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
   -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
   
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2. Xoxocolleenxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   I Blame Disney Movies
   for making me grow up believing everything has a happy ending.
   
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3. Xoxocolleenxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   My thoughts during school
   me:whats english?
   me: HA. Thats not the answer.
   me: oh..it is. well played. well played.
   me: whens lunch
   me: sit down and shut up you stupid mother f*cker.
   me: quit staring at me you ugly cow.
   me: stare down. bring it.
   me: "its FRIDAY?! friday, gotta get down on friday".. Are you Fugging kidding me?!
   me: DAFUQ i wasn't done writing yet. but okay then.
   me: di hope this isnt on a test.
   me: lcause then im royally F*CKED.
   me: what if i just smashed my head against the desk.
   me: did he just look at me? He must like me.
   me: if that bell doesnt ring in 5 seconds im going to murder a bunny.
   me: jk. Bunny's are cute. Maybe a pencil. Yeah i'll be a pencil murder-er! Woo.
   me: 'i like bread and butter, i like toast and jam.' oh my f*ck not again.
   me: dafuq is this sh*t?! I thought this was english, not science.
   me: are you seriously still staring at me? go stare at the fat kid. he has food, and cows like food.
   me: THE BELL!?! Sweet baby Jesus. Time to get out of this unbearably hot classroom. *slow kid cuts me off in the hallway.*
   me: yeah well fml.
   
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4. Xoxocolleenxoxo
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 3:07pm UTC
   If you want a perfect girl,
   go buy a Barbie . ;*
   
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