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XoJenFer18Xo

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  1. XoJenFer18Xo XoJenFer18Xo
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2006 5:46am UTC
    one day a old lady was walkin down the street wit two garbage cans a police car drives bye her and said "miss you dropped a $20 bill" the lady says "oh thank you sir your very sweet for tellin me" the policeman then sees that she has a whole in the one garbage can wit money in it and says "umm miss were did you get all this money from?? did you rob a bank or somethin??" the very sweet lady says "OH NO sir i would never commit shuck a crime" and the police officer say "well will you mind tellin me were you got all of the money from??" she says "well you see officer....i live behind a football stadium and the guyz all ways come down near my bushes and pee all the time cuz they had one to many beers and so the one day i decided to go down and stand behind my bushes wit a pair of trimers for my bushes and every time they came down to pee in my bushes i would say ill let you pee here if you give me $20 and if you dont ill cut it off!! and well you see officer well thats were i got all of my money from!!" well then the officer starts laughin and says "thats a very good idea but whats in the other garbage can??" the old lady says "well officer all of them didnt give me $20"

  2. XoJenFer18Xo XoJenFer18Xo
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    February 3, 2006 7:48am UTC
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  3. XoJenFer18Xo XoJenFer18Xo
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    February 3, 2006 6:16am UTC
    when the going gets tough the weak starts hiding

  4. XoJenFer18Xo XoJenFer18Xo
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2006 6:12am UTC
    What it do baby
    It's da ice man Paul Wall
    I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
    I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
    I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath
    My teeth gleaming like I'm chewin on aluminum foil

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