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X_Shannon_X2001

1. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 1:44pm UTC
   I think that it's good manners to follow someone who follows you :D Or if they love your quote xD
   
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2. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 1:39pm UTC
   Teenager Post #13100
   Me: Okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test, we can do this.
   Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALALALA AFRO SQUIRREL POTATO LALA
   
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3. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   Forgive others as quickly as you expect God to forgive you
   
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4. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 1:00pm UTC
   Never allow loneliness to drink you back into the arms of someone you know you don't belong with
   
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5. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 12:29pm UTC
   Teenager Post #13150
   Imagine reading a book of all the lies you've told.
   
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6. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 12:02pm UTC
   Coca Cola Went To Town
   Pepsi Cola shot him down
   Dr Pepper picked him up,
   Turned him into 7up
   But 7up got paid
   To swap with Lemonade
   Lemonade got the flu
   Now We're drinking Irn Bru
   Irn Bru fell off a mountain
   Now we're drinking from a Fountain
   But the Fountain broke,
   So we're left with Cherry Coke
   Cherry Coke went to Nero's
   Now we're drinking Coke Zero
   Now we've run out of rhyme,
   Drinking Diet Coke is fine!
   Word :}) (moustahche face)
   
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7. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 11:22am UTC
   Teenager Post #13152
   Friend: I hope you burn in hell!
   Me: I hope you step on a legoin the dark
   Friend: *gasps* Take that back!
   
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8. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 24, 2013 2:51am UTC
   Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean!
   
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9. X_Shannon_X2001
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   June 23, 2013 4:46pm UTC
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   Ready or not, here i come i like your face do you like my song, sing it lalalalalalalala find yoooouuuuuuu
   
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10. X_Shannon_X2001
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    June 23, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Boy: Ipod
    Girl: Ipad
    Dad: Ipaid
    
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11. X_Shannon_X2001
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    June 23, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    You Never Know
    How Much Time
    You'll Have ♥
    
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12. X_Shannon_X2001
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    June 23, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Live to L♥ve
    L♥ve to Live
    
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13. X_Shannon_X2001
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    March 24, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Type your name: Shannon
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Shzbbin
    Type your name with your elbow: s[wkbjh
    Type your name with your nose: syhMMO nh
    BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD: httttdg2
    Repost this but delete my answers :D
    
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14. X_Shannon_X2001
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    March 20, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Isn't there a place we go if we are naughty? Oh yea its the naughty corner....wait is that wrong or right? can someone tell me?
    
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15. X_Shannon_X2001
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    March 20, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    here is the reason we go to school:
    So we can annoy the teachers....and those annoying boys
    
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16. X_Shannon_X2001
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    March 20, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    why dont you read this and think...i wanna pony................................................................................................
    Potty pony
    On the loo
    Not to be disterbed
    Yes knock when you come in
    And the toilet
    
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