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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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March 7, 2014 11:05pm UTC

2004 : Fear that people from the internet would find you
in real life.
2014 : Fear that people from real life will find you
on the internet.

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Dishonored*
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February 21, 2014 1:42am UTC

Change is a good thing.
unless you're f.ucking
youtube, in which case,
tone it the hell down.

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Cammie
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February 22, 2014 6:42pm UTC

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday,
every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fay*
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February 18, 2014 2:49pm UTC

pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
me: I'll take what l can get

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† *
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 5:39pm UTC

Isn't it crazy how
one mistake can change your WHOLE life around?

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flyingbacon7
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February 21, 2014 6:08pm UTC

I really wish I was better at accepting compliments
Than denying all of them
And being negative towards myself

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*nerium*
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February 21, 2014 3:32pm UTC

I would spent my entire life miserable just to make you happy

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*crybaby*
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February 21, 2014 12:17am UTC

what do people do with boyfriends??? do you have to take them for walks???
or water them?? what if they die

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 10:34pm UTC

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "i know, please don't judge me."

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*crybaby*
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February 19, 2014 6:12pm UTC

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

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flyingbacon7
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February 21, 2014 4:03pm UTC

When someone texts me:
Me: Omg someone texted me
Me: What do I do? this is so exciting
Me: Opens the message that says "hey"
Me: Hmm I don't want to respond right a way because they'd think I was looking at my phone waiting for someone to text me but I don't want to wait to long or they think I'm ignoring them
Me: Waits a minute trying to stay calm
Me: Oh I'll just text them now
Me: What do I say?
Me: I could say "Hi", "Hello", "Hey", "Howdy"
Me: So many options
Me: Sends text saying "Hey"
Me one second later: Why haven't they responded?

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Dishonored*
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February 18, 2014 7:18am UTC

"how would you describe yourself?"
me: paranoid, anxious loner, with
self-loathing tendencies.
me: nah, I shouldn't put that.
me: ....
me: ....
me: smart?
me: yeah, smart works.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 11:13pm UTC

Website: Are you a human?
Me: No I'm a vacuum

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 18, 2014 12:27am UTC

old TV shows with real audiences and not canned laughter are the best
because when the joke is REALLY good you can hear that one person in the audience just DYING

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Forever Hers*
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February 19, 2014 8:38am UTC

Im the kind of friend who would help you hide a dead body , but if you betray me , remember i know how to hide a dead body.

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happiest*
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February 19, 2014 3:20pm UTC

its so annoying when people shame others for wearing makeup and looking good at school like who cares if someone wants to feel good about themselves get over it

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 6:12pm UTC

Friend: Wanna hangout tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I think I'm gonna be sick.

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:09pm UTC

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials

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