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  1. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    *accidentally cuts hand open*
    "Oww!"
    *steps on lego*
    "OH MY GOSH. MAN DOWN. MAN F//CKING DOWN!"
    -Twitter

  2. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 28, 2012 8:49am UTC
    Why I like McDonalds...
    The actual food
    Free wi-fi

  3. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 27, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    I Don't know why but ... #001
    It REALLY p//sses me off when someone puts the most amazing, inspirational quote up, and I have tears in my eyes, then I keep reading the quote and there it says in tiny friggin writing 'nmq'. I mean, seriously?! Are you THAT much of a heartless b//stered??!
    nmq.
    AHAHA jks ;)

  4. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    TheHungerGamesProblems #4
    You see a Bee, Hornet, Wasp or Yellow Jacket nest and you think there may be Tracker Jackers near by...

  5. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 27, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    TheHungerGamesProblems #3
    People with red hair remind you of Avoxes

  6. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 26, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    TheHungerGamesProblems #2
    When you're outside and it's quiet...then a bird chirps and your first thought is, "HOVERCRAFT INBOUND!!!"

  7. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 26, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    TheHungerGamesProblems #1
    Oh, so your a die hard Hunger Games fan after seeing the movie? Tell me who Madge Undersee is.

  8. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 24, 2012 10:34am UTC
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  9. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 23, 2012 8:44am UTC
    “But because two can play at this game, I stand on tiptoe and kiss his cheek. Right on his bruise. ”
    - Mockingjay

  10. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 23, 2012 8:39am UTC
    "Love the life you live,
    live the life you love"
    -Bob Marley
    If thats not insparational, I don't know what is.

  11. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 20, 2012 10:30am UTC
    I guess if I was a magnet
    something would be attracted to me..
    format credit;; JustADream_

  12. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 18, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    PETER PAN:
    Wendy: "But Peter, how do we get to Neverland?"
    Peter: "Fly, of course"
    Yep.

  13. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 12, 2012 11:53am UTC
    It's nearly my 13th BIRTHDAY!! yeey!!

  14. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 10, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I don't hate you. I'm simply not exited about your existance.

  15. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 10, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    *My little brother shirtless*
    Me: Lol, you look like Gibby from iCarly like that...
    Bro:
    Me:
    Bro:
    Me:
    Bro: GIBBEEHHH!!!!!
    Me:
    Bro:
    Me:
    Bro: That's how I roll.

  16. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 10, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Who remembers:
    "Come as Shakira to the party party!!"
    Aww I miss the days.. :( nmf

  17. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    August 10, 2012 11:34am UTC
    When we're young, we want to be older,
    When we're old, we want to be younger.
    Ever noticed? :3

  18. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    July 31, 2012 11:45am UTC
    My little brother on the laptop.
    Brother: This game is so stupid!!
    Me: Well why are you playing it?
    Brother: To test how stupid it is.
    Pure logic, dear brother.

  19. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    July 25, 2012 7:42am UTC
    Trying to hold in a laugh
    But ending up making some strange noise like a dying donkey...

  20. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    July 22, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    HEY WITTIANS!!! I'm doing this survey on what time you get up in the morning (yeah, dont ask) because i'm on summer holiday now, and my parents used to let me get up at 10:30 and onward, but they SUDDENLY have a new rule where i have to get up at 9:00 am... and i love my sleep-ins...lol.
    But anyways, i just wanted to know if you think its reasonable for my EVIL PARENTS to make me wake up at that time. What time do you get up when your on summer vacation? On school days i get up at 6:00am.
    PLEASE COMMENT!!!

:)

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