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  1. nikkiskii nikkiskii
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    & Who else still
    bites the straw of juice boxes?

  2. Ihatelove Ihatelove
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. bizzeybeatsxo350 bizzeybeatsxo350
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Sandy: "I love karate"
    Spongebob: "I love kar-a-tay."
    Mr. Krabs: "I love money-ay."
    Squidward: "I hate all of you."

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  5. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Di Caprio never died in Titanic
    The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.
    Its like a movie within a movie

  6. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Messing up your words during a fight.

  7. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

  8. ellarosemartinez ellarosemartinez
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    saving a photo as
    because you're too lazy to write a proper title
    not my format

  9. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Liking An Un-Attractive Guy
    Because Of His personality, not his look.

    But then of course, getting crap from yourfriends : (

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    we all have that friend
    who looks absolutely gorgeous without makeup.//♥

  11. LimitedEditionBarbie LimitedEditionBarbie
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    trust is like an eraser
    it gets smaller & smaller
    [after everymistake.. ] ♥

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Ohdaarling Ohdaarling
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    That one guy
    you never imagined you would have feelings for. ♥

  14. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    Spring is coming. ♥
    So I guess I should probably start shaving my legs again.

  15. YouKnow_ThatOneTime YouKnow_ThatOneTime
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Learn to appreciate what you have,
    before time makes you appreciate what you had.

  16. itsviennax97 itsviennax97
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    "lets pull up our big girl panties & not act our shoe size."
    lmfao, thats what some girl said to me during a fight. :)

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ijustwannarun2232 ijustwannarun2232
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    And sometimes I wish I could slip God a twenty and
    ask a favor...

  19. LacrosseLover LacrosseLover
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:31am UTC
    Ever wonder
    if teachers can tell who is dating

  20. ccx33 ccx33
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    When you log onto facebook
    and have no notifications.
    its like wow, your popular...


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