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  1. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Heres to the kids who
    Graduate in 2015 ♥
    Two more years to go for us ♥

  2. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    He's got looks that books take pages to tell.

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    "put some clothes on Channing Tatum!"
    -said no one ever.

  4. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Please don't expect us guys to be gorgeous, popular, romantic singers with 8 packs who write you songs and think you're gorgeous in sweatpants and will rub your back and watch chick flicks with you.
    We will try to be nice and respectful, but perfect guys don't exist, so please, lower your standards just a bit.

  5. movelikejagger movelikejagger
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Dear Guys:
    when us girls say "i'm cold"
    you dont say "me too"
    NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

  6. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Waiting for you
    (( IS LIKE waiting for rain IN THIS DROUGHT. ))
    UseleSS & Disappointing.
    »♥ - A Cinderella Story

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
    Another boy had commented, he said,
    "your girlfriend is HOT."
    This is how the boy replied:
    "My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
    My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
    Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
    ^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

  8. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Hey Jake Dalton and Sam Mikulak:
    Did you stick the landing when you fell from heaven?

  9. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Aye Ryan Lochte
    You can practice your breast-stroke with me anytime.

  10. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Liam: you're insecure
    Me: Hell yeah, I am
    Liam: don't know what for
    Me: well, I'm ugly and awkward...
    Liam: you're turnin heads when you walk through the door
    Me: because people are surprised to see a deformed potato walking
    Liam: don't need makeup to cover up
    Me: you're right. Nothing will help this face
    Liam: being the way that you are is enough
    Me: yeah, enough to get laughed at
    Liam: that's it. I give up on this chick!

  11. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    My life:
    wait for christmas
    wait for spring break/easter
    wait for summer
    Repeat.

  12. Soccerbabe23 Soccerbabe23
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

  13. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    I'll mouth, ''I love you.''
    Chapter 19
    Avalaya
    It's now Friday and I was on my way to school trying to not bump into Carson. I hummed to myself, the day went quickly and I was soon sitting outside with Aaron and Jo on the grass. ''So are there any guys your interested in?'' Jo asked, a grin on her face. I shook my head, hesitating when I thought of Carson. No, I wasn't supposed to want him. He'd just break me.
    ''You know we could try and set you up with someone,'' Aaron smirked. I automatically shook my head.
    ''You're not setting somebody up again, last time you did the date ended with a fight which included plates breaking!''
    ''Fine,'' Aaron murmured. Then Carson pulled two tables together, standing on them, an acoustic guitar in his hands and a microphone in front of him. I stared at him, curious to what he was doing. ''What's he doing?''
    ''Who cares,'' Jo replied sourly.
    ''Can I have some quiet?'' Carson called out. Everyone automatically went quiet. ''Alright, so this is for you, Avalaya. I'm sorry I was a jerk.''
    ''What's he doing?'' Aaron hissed.
    Carson strummed and started singing. ''I want to know your plans, and how involved in them I am. When I go to sleep for good will I be forgiven? And if you want roses, you can go buy a bouquet. If that just won't cut it, well what can I say? You're what keeps me believing the world's not gone dead. Strength in my bones put the words in my head. When they pour out to paper, it's all for you. 'Cause that's what you do. That's what you do. I want to know your fear, from your feet to the back of your ears. When they raise the landing gear will your heart stay here? If you could forgive me for being so brash, well you... you could hit me or whip me, I'd savor each lash…'' he continued singing and I felt my eyes watering up.
    ''Ava…'' Jo's voice trailed off.
    Once Carson had finished the song he jumped off the table, and ran towards me. The microphone still in his face. ''I'm sorry, Ava, I really am. I'm a jerk, I know that but I want to be your jerk! As cliche as that sounds… I didn't think I'd ever say this, not too any girl but Avalaya, I love you. In the few weeks I've known you, you've managed to make me fall in love with you! I love your smile, your dimples, the way you've got one hell of a slap, your kisses, when you blush, I love the fact that you're a mystery and I want to know everything about you.'' He looked me in the eyes, ''I love you.''
    Before I could stop myself I mouthed, ''I love you.''
    Comment for a reminder
    The song used in this chapter is 'I want to know your plans' by Say Anything. Thanks YayInsanity who suggested it. I bet half of you didn't want her to fall for him so easily but you've got to understand their situation & Avalaya's character (:
    Teaser: He had just called himself my boyfriend.

  14. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    "I'm in love with you. You just want to be friends.
    And I'm totally cool living with that constant pain."
    -iCarly

  15. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Guys: Girls think period cramps are bad? Try getting kicked in the balls.
    Me: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. Number one, we could never get kicked in the balls because we can't grow them. Numero dos, period cramps are sore as sh*t. Three, even if you got kicked in the balls once a month (which you don't) the pain DOES NOT last for a week. Four, you can't bleed from between your legs for a week and live. Five, Shut the f*ck up and actually use one of your very little amount of brain cells and think before you speak, or you'll get girls on their period wanting to stab you with very pointy objects. K. Thanks. Bye.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 13.
    ““You like nice sweetie.” My mom complimented my strapless black dress.
    “Thanks.” I said, adjusting my crutches. “I have a date tonight.”
    “Excuse me, I thought we agreed on dinner tonight?” My mom crossed her arms, waiting for an explanation.
    “Sh//t.” I mumbled under my breath. “Mom, I’m sorry, I totally forgot. But this is really important. Like, you have no idea.”
    “Something is always more important than your family, isn’t it?” She asked, tears brewing in her eyes.
    “Mom, come on. It’s just one night, don’t get all emotional.” I rolled my eyes.
    “Fine, have a nice time with your friends.” She answered sternly, proceeding to her bedroom.
    “Whatever.” I scoffed, limping out to the driveway where Collin was waiting for me in his mustang. I couldn’t wait until I was 16, and could drive wherever I wanted.
    “You look nice.” He smiled as I made myself comfortable in the front seat.
    “Yeah.” I laughed sarcastically. “The crutches really complete the outfit right?”
    Collin laughed. “So, who are we double dating with?”
    “Well, uhm.” I laughed unsurely. “Zoe and-“
    “Zoe?!” He shot me an almost angry expression.
    I gave him an innocent smile, hoping he wouldn’t be mad. After all, Zoe is his ex-girlfriend.
    “Oh come on.” I lightly punched his shoulder. “It won’t be that bad.”
    “I guess you’re right.” He shrugged his shoulders.
    “Oh yeah, one more thing.” I said hesitantly, knowing that the whole Zoe thing was already a lot to take in.
    “What?” He asked nervously.
    “You have to make my ex-boyfriend jealous.” I said slowly, trying not to make eye contact. “That’s who Zoe’s date is.”
    “Really?” he asked surprised. “Okay.”
    “Seriously? You spaz over a double date with Zoe, but you’re okay with me just telling you that you have to act like my boyfriend?”
    “Yeah.” He winked at me.
    I smiled, rolling my eyes at his immaturity.
    “So, do I have to like, kiss you and stuff?” He asked hopefully.
    “If you’re okay with that.” I giggled.
    “I think I’ll manage.” He said happily, as we pulled up to the beach.
    “Okay.” I sighed. “You ready?”
    He nodded, helping me out of the car. Collin slipped his arm around me as we walked towards Zoe and Jake, who were standing next to a game on the pier. I had to admit, the look on Zoe’s face was priceless when she saw me with Collin.
    That’s right sweetheart, I thought to myself.
    Paybacks's a b//tch.
    For all of you who left comments in the last chapter, thank you ♥ You are all amazing, and really made me feel better. You guys are right, I shouldn't let that kind of stuff get to me. &for those of you who were wondering, I wasn't considering the hate as people who pointed out my mistakes. Some girl wrote me this big long paragraph on how my story sucked and that I was stupid. I'm working on chapter 14 right now, should be up soon ♥

  18. KateKat KateKat
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    nmf
    People who find my best friend more
    attractive than me

  19. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    ♥ "I was About To Hug A Fan
    but she said she wanted to hug Louis. She Was About To Hug Louis, but Louis said he wanted to hug me." ~Niall Horan nmf

  20. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

:)

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