XOXOhelovesmeXOXO

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO

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Got nothin to say, (:

Friends

Caitlin
Cece
ian
jaylob
taysia
patrick
drake
luke
nina
bailey
emily
Molly
&lots more, too many to name, those are just my mains(:

Jockers

me, lol. jk. none i can think of, noone i hope.

Contact me!

uhhhm, idk what I'm spossed to say in this box, (: but if you wanna ever talk, or you need help... you can email me @ Jordiii_xoxo@yahoo.com, and i'll help you fo sho!;D

About me!

Hi! im Jordan, last name?(: not gunna tell, that's just weird. haha. i have a boyfriend who i love forever, his name be drake. I'm 13 my bday's october 29, 1997. i wanted to keep who i am a secret on witty so my friends didnt know, i think it's too late for that, so yeah! It's jordan(: I live in Washington, most amazing state ever, and i love life<33 follow me!

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
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December 2, 2010 9:15pm UTC

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
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November 23, 2010 8:05pm UTC

I think that Facebook
should change the status question from
"What's on your mind?"
to
"What's your problem today?"

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
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November 18, 2010 12:45am UTC

I JUST MADE THE BEST, PRETTIEST QUOTE EVER& I WENT TO SUBMIT IT AND I WASN'T SIGNED IN SO IT DELETED MY WHOLE QUOTE! >:(
UGGGGH. DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE?!?! I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT QUOTE....
:'(

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
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November 17, 2010 8:50pm UTC

Ms. Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
*ding, ding*
Ms. Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to Hell-
-o operator, please give me number 9
and if you disconect me,
I'll chop off your behind-
-the refrigerator,
there laid a peice of glass,
ms susie say upon it,
and broke her little as-
-k me no more questions,
tell me no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom,
zipping up their flies-
-are in the meadow,
bees are in the hives
Ms. Susie and her boyfriend,
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K,
dark, dark, darker than the ocean,
darker than the trees,
darker than the underwear my mommy gave to me
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 40 acre bra
my mommy is godzilla
and my daddy is kingkong
&im the little rascal who made up this whole song
so long!

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
November 9, 2010 10:10pm UTC

I .X. have .X. so .X. many .X. inside .X. Jokes
---> With myself(: <---

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 9:05am UTC

It's my 13th bday!;D

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 26, 2010 7:30pm UTC

I do not have ADHD I simply have EE
(Easily Entertained) lol. :)

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 19, 2010 10:20pm UTC

Im kinda
Depressed
I always thought that MLIA stood for
My life is
AMAZING
not...
my life is
AVERAGE!
:(
<3Fav?

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 18, 2010 7:37pm UTC

Do you think
chickens are tempted to
eat themselves..?

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 9:38pm UTC

So my grandpa took me shopping...
i went in the dressing room
and asked him
to bring me back some
cute purple shirts,
he knocked on the door holding an orange and a green one saying,
"Do you want light or dark purple?"
ML IA
*true story*
<33 Fav?(:

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 9:17pm UTC

a,b,c,d,e,f,g
gummy bears are chasing me
one is red,
one is blue,
one is peeing on my shoe
now im running for my life
cuz the red one has a knife

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 2:20pm UTC

That's what he said;)

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 2:19pm UTC

This is my 100th quote! ;D yayy!

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 2:17pm UTC

That's what she said;)

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 1:27pm UTC

What does dtf mean?

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October 17, 2010 1:07pm UTC

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 1:01pm UTC

It's not the end of the world.
</3

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
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October 17, 2010 12:45pm UTC

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`\ ` \_/_/-|
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I LOVE YOU!
*credit to steve*

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
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October 14, 2010 10:40pm UTC

I'm listening in on my brothers conversation with his friend:
friend: "she's cute huh?"
him: "yeah"
friend: "would you fuckk the chick"
him: "yeah id fuckk the..."
*i walk in*
"... WHAT?"
haha(: fuckk the what? that's what the fuckk backwards! ;D
(my brother's 10!) D;
MLIA
lol
<3

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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:22pm UTC

I'm so picky ;D
i found a bag full of
crayons
with a bunch of different brands
and sorted so there was only
crayolas! ;D

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