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XOXOhelovesmeXOXO

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Member Since: 9 Jul 2010 01:09pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 115564

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Got nothin to say, (:
Friends

Caitlin
Cece
ian
jaylob
taysia
patrick
drake
luke
nina
bailey
emily
Molly
&lots more, too many to name, those are just my mains(:

Jockers
me, lol. jk. none i can think of, noone i hope.
 
Contact me!
uhhhm, idk what I'm spossed to say in this box, (: but if you wanna ever talk, or you need help...  you can email me @ Jordiii_xoxo@yahoo.com, and i'll help you fo sho!;D
About me!
Hi! im Jordan, last name?(: not gunna tell, that's just weird. haha. i have a boyfriend who i love forever, his name be drake. I'm 13 my bday's october 29, 1997. i wanted to keep who i am a secret on witty so my friends didnt know, i think it's too late for that, so yeah! It's jordan(: I live in Washington, most amazing state ever, and i love life<33 follow me!
  1. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 9:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    I think that Facebook
    should change the status question from
    "What's on your mind?"
    to
    "What's your problem today?"

  3. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 12:45am UTC
    I JUST MADE THE BEST, PRETTIEST QUOTE EVER& I WENT TO SUBMIT IT AND I WASN'T SIGNED IN SO IT DELETED MY WHOLE QUOTE! >:(
    UGGGGH. DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE?!?! I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT QUOTE....
    :'(

  4. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 8:50pm UTC
    Ms. Susie had a steamboat
    the steamboat had a bell
    *ding, ding*
    Ms. Susie went to heaven
    the steamboat went to Hell-
    -o operator, please give me number 9
    and if you disconect me,
    I'll chop off your behind-
    -the refrigerator,
    there laid a peice of glass,
    ms susie say upon it,
    and broke her little as-
    -k me no more questions,
    tell me no more lies,
    the boys are in the bathroom,
    zipping up their flies-
    -are in the meadow,
    bees are in the hives
    Ms. Susie and her boyfriend,
    are kissing in the
    D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K,
    dark, dark, darker than the ocean,
    darker than the trees,
    darker than the underwear my mommy gave to me
    i know i know my ma
    i know i know my pa
    i know i know my sister with the 40 acre bra
    my mommy is godzilla
    and my daddy is kingkong
    &im the little rascal who made up this whole song
    so long!

  5. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    I .X. have .X. so .X. many .X. inside .X. Jokes
    ---> With myself(: <---

  6. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 9:05am UTC
    It's my 13th bday!;D

  7. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    I do not have ADHD I simply have EE
    (Easily Entertained) lol. :)

  8. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    Im kinda
    Depressed
    I always thought that MLIA stood for
    My life is
    AMAZING
    not...
    my life is
    AVERAGE!
    :(
    <3Fav?

  9. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 7:37pm UTC
    Do you think
    chickens are tempted to
    eat themselves..?

  10. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 9:38pm UTC
    So my grandpa took me shopping...
    i went in the dressing room
    and asked him
    to bring me back some
    cute purple shirts,
    he knocked on the door holding an orange and a green one saying,
    "Do you want light or dark purple?"
    ML IA
    *true story*
    <33 Fav?(:

  11. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    a,b,c,d,e,f,g
    gummy bears are chasing me
    one is red,
    one is blue,
    one is peeing on my shoe
    now im running for my life
    cuz the red one has a knife

  12. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 2:20pm UTC
    That's what he said;)

  13. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 2:19pm UTC
    This is my 100th quote! ;D yayy!

  14. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    That's what she said;)

  15. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 1:27pm UTC
    What does dtf mean?

  16. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 1:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 1:01pm UTC
    It's not the end of the world.
    </3

  18. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 12:45pm UTC
    /\
    | | _
    | |_ _ / |
    __ |-/ \ \/ /
    /_ `\|_| | | /
    `\ ` \_/_/-|
    \ ' |
    \ .` /
    | |
    I LOVE YOU!
    *credit to steve*

  19. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 10:40pm UTC
    I'm listening in on my brothers conversation with his friend:
    friend: "she's cute huh?"
    him: "yeah"
    friend: "would you fuckk the chick"
    him: "yeah id fuckk the..."
    *i walk in*
    "... WHAT?"
    haha(: fuckk the what? that's what the fuckk backwards! ;D
    (my brother's 10!) D;
    MLIA
    lol
    <3

  20. XOXOhelovesmeXOXO XOXOhelovesmeXOXO
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    I'm so picky ;D
    i found a bag full of
    crayons
    with a bunch of different brands
    and sorted so there was only
    crayolas! ;D

:)

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