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Austin Spencer Santos
Im sixteen. I don't need haters, got enough

of those at school. But I understand, haters gotta hate. Disney Movies, Glee, Soccer, Helping People In Africa, One Direction, Christmas, Cuddling, and the one. I'm looking for a friend as crazy
as me, if that's not you, get your ass out of here bitch. :p
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WokeUpStillKing
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February 19, 2013 10:52am UTC

Today, I went to Walmart to get the latest Grand Theft Auto. The salesgirl said she didn't know what it was so I tried to explain, "It's about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostituites, and attacks people with a club."
She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010

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WokeUpStillKing
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February 11, 2013 10:08am UTC

There's too many people on this Earth.
We need a new plague.

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February 11, 2013 10:04am UTC

Teacher : You are here to learn.
Student : No we are here because it is the law.

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WokeUpStillKing
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June 2, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Marissa Von Bleicken.
God Dammit I love her.

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WokeUpStillKing
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June 2, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Superman > Batmant

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April 24, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Best friend: You could not get a worse grade than an F!
me: challenge, accepted

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WokeUpStillKing
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April 24, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Suicide is your way of saying to God;
"You Can't Fire Me. I Quit."

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WokeUpStillKing
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April 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Mom: Son, why is this person calling you fam? I do not remember her from our family!
Me: Mom it's an expression,
like " cool story bro"
Mom: First of all, I didn't tell you a story son, second of all I'm your mom not your bro!
Me: mom, no it's an expression! God Dammit!
Mom: SON! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!
Me: SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!
NMF
♥
nmf

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WokeUpStillKing
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 3:26pm UTC

If you like me.
I will try my best to like you too

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WokeUpStillKing
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 7:22pm UTC

I like girls who #2
Covers their face when I'm trying to take a picture

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WokeUpStillKing
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September 17, 2011 2:20pm UTC

I like girls who #1
Makes fun of me

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WokeUpStillKing
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 2:10pm UTC

Had A Dream
Was King
Woke Up
STILL KING
And you can't change that

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WokeUpStillKing
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September 17, 2011 1:46pm UTC

My name is Austin Spencer Santos
Yeah, my initials are A.S.S
(:

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