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makeitbetter
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March 25, 2013 5:53pm UTC

That quote was so deep I think it got lost at sea...

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makeitbetter
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April 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Having a bad day?
Eat some cake!

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makeitbetter
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June 16, 2013 7:18pm UTC

And sometimes you have to make the changes yourself

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glitter162*
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July 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

So you like bad girls, huh?
Well then, you'll love me because I'm bad at everything.

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CookieMonster09*
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July 11, 2013 3:58pm UTC

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

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KeepFighting
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July 11, 2013 11:42pm UTC

Should I just do it?
Yes.
But my mom and stepdad's room is right next to the bathroom.
So, go into the bathroom, shut the door, and turn the water on.
But-
You don't want that food you just had to stay in your stomach as you're sleeping do you?
No.
Do you wanna loose weight?
Yeah.
Then do it.
But-
Just go, it'll be okay, you'll feel better.
Are you sure?
Positive.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:17pm UTC

How to murder someone:
tell them you love them
and never
talk to them again...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC

my only skill
includes falling in love with people
I can’t have

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Sometimes,
I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
but their presence just bothers me.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 5:03am UTC

one of the worst things you can do to another person is pretending to like them when you don't
like
i'd rather you admitted that you disliked me than having to find out six months later from someone else that you hated me the whole time thank you

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Hale_Storm18
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July 10, 2013 12:30am UTC

I'm sorry, I didn't think the way I dressed defined me as a person.
I'm sorry, I didn't think the amount of makeup I wear defined my personality.
I'm sorry, I didn't think the fact I dye my hair assured that I wouldn't go far in life.
I'm sorry, I didn't know that all of this made me a bad person.
I'm sorry, I didn't know that any of this defined my intellegence.
My bad. I'm sorry. I had no clue that people were so ignorant.

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mads*
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July 10, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Waiter: Can I get you anything ma'am?
Me: Yeah, I'd like a cup of black coffee.
Waiter: How would you like coffee?
Me: How would I like the black coffee?
Me: Can you put it in a cup?
Waiter: ...
Me: Yeah, don't just splash it in my face.
Waiter: Would you like cream and sugar with that?
Me: Is it black cream?
Me: If not, I'll take it blackety black black, filled with blackness, devoid of all light.
Me: Then think of the blackest thing you can imagine and double that blackness.
Me: Then take a black magic marker and fill in the gaps.
Me: Then put it into a black rocket ship and shoot that into the depths of black space.
Me: And then close your eyes and use that as a reference.
Happened today.

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mads*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 12:44pm UTC

I went to a shoe store today and asked for a pair of shoes in size 8.
So the worker went to the back and then he came back out and said:
"I don't have an 8, but I have a 7."
And I said:
"Great, cause while you we're in the back, my toes were severed off."

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KeepFighting
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July 8, 2013 10:11pm UTC

It's funny.
People always say things like "I care." or "I'm here for you if you wanna talk."
But in reality, no one cares at all. When you need someone the most you find no one.
They've all just disappeared. But if I disappered for a while? Would anyone notice?
After all, everyone seems to notice after you're gone right?

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KeepFighting
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July 8, 2013 10:14pm UTC

I just want to be alive because I want to be.
Not just because it could "affect other people's lives."

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