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That_Guy
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June 30, 2013 12:46am UTC

All i want, is to watch a movie, and cuddle with you

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LanaBanana16
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June 30, 2013 12:48am UTC

Cousins...
Because there's really noone else to throw ice cream at in the middle of a resturaunt...
She was a sticky mess, but I know she still loves me anyways :)

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NinjaahEmi
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June 30, 2013 12:49am UTC

Even if I say; "It'll be alright"
STILL I HEAR YOU SAY YOU WANT TO END YOUR LIFE,
Now and again we try, to just stay alive,
MAYBE WE'LL TURN IT ALL AROUND
'CAUSE IT'S NOT TOO LATE
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE♥
-Three Days Grace

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zeyba_xoxo
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May 8, 2013 6:14am UTC

Friend:
Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ !
You:
HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up.
credit: xoHollisterrGirlyyxo

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Vic Fuentes*
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May 8, 2013 5:28am UTC

People: You know what? I'm going to help save some orangutans today, I'm going to help them live in a safe sanctuary so they won't become extinct.
*Likes 'Save Orangutans' Facebook Page*
Me: And you wonder why I hate people..

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sexxychickk
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Goin 100 in a 55
&& I don't know why I'm still
Alive but I do what I can but I know
I can't take anymore
I still believe in this rockin n' roll
&& I pray the music's gonna
Save my soul til then I still believe
Somethings are just meant to be

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SalemSoto
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May 8, 2013 5:25am UTC

It's weird that strangers,
that I meet online, like me more than the people I go to school with everyday.

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SalemSoto
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May 8, 2013 5:18am UTC

E v e r y o n e h a s t h a t
C h i l d h o o d f r i e n d w h o t u r n e d i n t o a t o t a l w h * r e

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
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April 26, 2013 3:18pm UTC

BOY: hey babey wanna come over tonight?
Girl: Yea what you wanna do?
BOY: Hint: it involves pillows and blankets?<3
Girl: OMG WHERE GUNNA BUILD A FORT?!?!?!?!?!?:D
BOY: .....

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
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April 26, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Did your mum drop you when you was a baby?
Yeh into a pool of s(e)xy.

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
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April 27, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Face down, asz up.
Thats the way I tie my shoes.

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
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April 28, 2013 10:22am UTC

Daughter: I got a A In Chem!!!
Mum: WTF, well done!
Daughter: Mum, what do you think WTF means?...
Mum: Well Thats Fantastic..

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ToInfinityAndBeyond
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January 19, 2013 11:32am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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witty_girlll
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February 26, 2013 3:04am UTC

The day I stop loving you
will be the day
Voldemort gets a nose.

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Witty_Guy_Here_
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 3:45am UTC

I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious.
She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"
"Slept in," I shrugged.
"For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"
"You're looking lovely today." I replied.

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Bananananas
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February 24, 2013 4:08am UTC

Just thinking about you makes me smile

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Witty_Guy_Here_
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February 24, 2013 4:14am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
YOU LIED,
Again.

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