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Butterbear
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September 6, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Mom: have you slept with any boys yet?
Me: yes, mom
Mom: what! WHO?!?
Me: the cat, it's getting pretty serious

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ChocoTaco
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September 6, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Assignment: Write an essay on an influential person who changed your life and why.
My essay title: "Almighty Steve, creator of the kingdom of Witty Profiles"

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bye*
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August 31, 2013 7:32pm UTC

"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever know i wear a bra

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1mrsseguin9
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August 31, 2013 10:14pm UTC

And my best friend is ditching me for her boyfriend AGAIN....

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 27, 2013 12:39pm UTC

One time, my friends and I were walking down the stairs at school and one of them told a
joke. I was laughing so hard that I fell down the stairs laughing and when I got up, I was
still laughing and then we just kept walking and didn't talk about that incident ever again

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Victoria13
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August 27, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Do you know how it feels to have so much anger and pain bottled inside you could explode?

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gab*
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August 27, 2013 5:21pm UTC

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it always rains
THE hardest ON THE PEOPLE
WHO DESERVE the most sun.
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Hale_Storm18
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August 27, 2013 9:14pm UTC

If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch, and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don't think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive as he sings a song about the "blurred" lines of consent and propagating r.ape culture, then you may want to reevaluate your acceptance of double standards and your belief in stereotypes about how men vs. women "should" and are "allowed" to behave.

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BravoSierra
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August 25, 2013 1:02pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
Messages
Mom
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August 23rd, 2013
is dinner ready yet?
who is this?

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August 26, 2013 4:57pm UTC

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father
and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father
isn’t that funny

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BlackButterflies
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August 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC

tips for not making people extremely uncomfortable:
1) if someone has visible scars or bandages or burns or anything like that, do not ask them what the scars are from, especially not in a public place. that is putting them on the spot and could potentially be terrifying.
2) if someone is recovering from an eating disorder, do not comment on what they're eating, do not comment on how much they're eating, do not comment on how much they weigh. it doesn't matter if it's positive. if you really need to comment, just tell them that they're brave and you love them.
3) if someone flinches away or goes quiet or reacts badly in any way when you tickle/touch/hug them, for the love of god do not make jokes about it and do not continue doing it. just accept that it made them uncomfortable and don't be a d/ck.

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Butterbear
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July 20, 2013 1:37pm UTC

Me: *nervously orders my food*
Me: Man I hate public speaking

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