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1. WittyFalcon
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 1:02am UTC
   lf Ten Times
   Better Than The Leading Brand
   Why Isn't It The Leading Brand
   
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2. WittyFalcon
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 12:42am UTC
   Seals
   Are Just Dog -Mermaids.
   
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3. WittyFalcon
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 11:04pm UTC
   Rub.Rub.Rub.Rub.Feet.Rub.
   Rub.Rub.Rub.Rub.Neck.Rub.
   Rub.Rub.Rub.Rub.Back.Rub
   What Are You Doing
   Giving You A Text Massage
   ........
   ......
   Well Don't Stop!!! nmf
   Format by Breeze
   
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4. WittyFalcon
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   The Akward Moment When
   When Brag To Your Siblings About How Many Favs You Have
   Then Check Your Followers and, Begin To Ponder My Existence.
   
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5. WittyFalcon
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   June 7, 2012 10:26pm UTC
   Like A Noob....
   
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6. WittyFalcon
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   June 7, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   Fav For A Guy
   Directioner
   1D nmf
   
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7. WittyFalcon
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   June 7, 2012 1:57pm UTC
   The Akward Moment When
   When You Notice Most Of The People On Your Favorite Site Are Oppisite Gender
   
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8. WittyFalcon
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   June 7, 2012 1:10pm UTC
   Me: Dude I wasn't That Drunk Last Night
   Friend: Dude You Took My Hamster, and Threw It In The Pool Saying
   Sandy,
   Bikini Bottom Needs You !!
   
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9. WittyFalcon
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   bad luck brian:
   Gets Sent To The Future
   Planet Of The Apes....
   NMF
   
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10. WittyFalcon
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    June 7, 2012 11:34am UTC
    bad luck brian:
    Eats A JawBreaker Breaks His Jaw.....
    NMF
    
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11. WittyFalcon
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    June 7, 2012 11:24am UTC
    bad luck brian:
    Gets Invited To Chocolate Factory
    Dies Horribly While Midgets Sing About How
    Ironic His Death Was....
    NMF
    
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12. WittyFalcon
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:06am UTC
    BadLuck Brian#3
    Buys MegaUpload Premium for 4Years
    Site Shuts Down Permanetley
    One Week Later
    nmf.
    
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13. WittyFalcon
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    June 7, 2012 9:58am UTC
    BadLuck Brian#2
    Finds the Fountain of Youth
    Drowns In It
    nmf.
    
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14. WittyFalcon
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    June 7, 2012 2:21am UTC
    Bad Luck Brian Quote #2
    First Person On The Beach NORMANDY
    
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15. WittyFalcon
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 2:03am UTC
    Bad Luck Brian
    Takes Akward Yearbook Picture becomes the laughing stock of the entire internent
    should I make a series ?
    
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16. WittyFalcon
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    June 7, 2012 1:48am UTC
    If at first you don't suceed
    Your In good company
    
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17. WittyFalcon
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    June 7, 2012 12:47am UTC
    SpongeBob Quote #1
    I Wombo, You Wombo, he she we Wombo , Wumboing , Wumbology , the study of Wumbo, Come on SpongeBob, This is First Grade
    Patrick -
    
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