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hallucinating*

1. hallucinating*
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   January 22, 2013 8:16pm UTC
   the best things
   in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.
   
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2. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 3:40pm UTC
   SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA
   
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3. hallucinating*
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   January 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC
   Obama: First off, I love Michelle Obama.
   Obama: I love her bangs
   Obama: She looks good.
   Obama: She always looks good.
   
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4. hallucinating*
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   January 21, 2013 3:10pm UTC
   
   nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
   dododoododdo
   wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
   pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
   some are a melody
   and some are a beat --------------------------♥
   nmf
   
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5. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 1:21pm UTC
   kiss me a paragraph
   and I'll reply with a novel.
   
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6. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 11:35pm UTC
   Finally posted a picture of myself.
   You guys have 10 seconds before you gag.
   
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7. hallucinating*
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   January 16, 2013 11:01pm UTC
   Me: *opens door for my brother's friend*
   Him: *sees another friend with my brother*
   Him:
   Him: You didn't tell me he's going to be here!
   Brother: *feels awkward*
   My brother's other friend: Woah, why is he here?
   Him: You never told me he would come!
   Him: So what does this mean?
   Him:
   My brother's other friend:
   Him:
   My brother's other friend:
   Him:
   My brother's other friend:
   Him:
   Him: Nice to see you bro
   *they both hug. "Him" is extremely short*
   i was trying to hold in my laugh
   it was extremely awkward
   
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8. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 8:35pm UTC
   Sometimes I feel like
   I can help everyone
   but myself.
   
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9. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2013 11:42pm UTC
   It's sad I don't have a
   witty best friend. None. No one. No one to communicate with. No friends. It's okay,
   I'm used to it! x'D
   
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10. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    wow, your b00bs
    are big what brand of tissues do you use?
    
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11. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    wow, your boobs
    what brand of tissues do you use?
    
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12. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    "Promise?"
    "Promise."
    
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13. hallucinating*
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    January 9, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    THE FIRST SUMMER WE SPENT IS ONE WE'LL NEVER
    FORGET [x][x][x][x]
    LOOKING FOR ANY KIND
    <<<OF REASON TO ESCAPE THIS MESS.>>>
    NMQ
    
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14. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    Someone please help me with putting a music player in.
    Any music players you guys know?
    
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15. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    When you see my face, hope it gives you hell
    
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16. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    N▲TUR▲L
    
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17. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Iftheybring you toit
    you can bring yourself through it.
    
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18. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    WE ACCEPT THE LOVE WE THINK WE DESERVE
    
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19. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Grab my waist
    pull me close
    looking into my eyes, as we faced.
    kiss me and I'll forget the foes
    love me for who I am
    and that I get to see you again.
    
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