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William13

1. William13
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   YOU ARE ONLY AS STRONG AS THE DRINKS YOU MIX, THE TABLES YOU DANCE ON, AND THE FRIENDS YOU HANG WITH.
   
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2. William13
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   January 3, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   HE SAYS
   I DONT KNOW WHY YOU WEAR A BRAW
   YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PUT IN IT!!
   SHE SAYS YOU WEAR PANTS DONT YOU?!
   
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3. William13
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   December 30, 2011 1:08am UTC
   if weed is ever legallized i cant wait to see the commercials!!!
   
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4. William13
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   December 30, 2011 12:59am UTC
   that awkward moment when you are telling the truth but you smile and knowone believs you
   
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5. William13
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   December 19, 2011 12:07pm UTC
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6. William13
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   December 19, 2011 12:07pm UTC
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7. William13
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   December 14, 2011 11:30pm UTC
   GUY: BABY I KNOW ITS TO FAST, BUT I REALLY WANT YOU, I DON'T PRETEND NOT TO, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU!
   GIRL:OH HUN, I LOVE YOU TOO, AND I ALSO WANT YOU, BUT IM KINDA AFRAID.
   GUY: OF WHAT SWEETHEART?
   GIRL: THAT SOMEDAY YOU WILL LOVE ANOTHER GIRL AND I WILL JUST BE ONE OF YOUR EX-GIRLS!
   GUY: OHHH SURE ONE DAY I WILL LOVE ANOTHER GIRL!!!!! IN TEN YEARS AND SHE WILL CALL YOU "MOMMY" <3
   GIRL: YOUR HOUSE, FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!!!
   
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8. William13
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   December 14, 2011 11:13pm UTC
   WHEN I DIE I WANT TO BE THROWN OUT OF A MOVING AIR PLANE WEARING A SUPERMAN COSTUME!!!!!
   
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9. William13
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   December 14, 2011 11:06pm UTC
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10. William13
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    December 14, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    I WONT BE
    IMPRESSED
    WITH THE INTERNET UNTIL...
    I CAN DOWNLOAD FOOD!!
    
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11. William13
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    December 7, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    DO BUTTERFLIES GET HUMANS IN THEIR STOMACH WHEN THERE IN LOVE!?
    
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12. William13
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    December 5, 2011 11:58am UTC
    THAT MOMENT
    WHEN YOU FINISH A T.V. SERIES
    AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
    TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE ANYMORE!!
    
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13. William13
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    November 29, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU BREAK AN UNBREAKABLE COMB AND YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOD.
    
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14. William13
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    November 21, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    I Love YOU Chocolate Cake!
    ~~NOM NOM~~
    
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15. William13
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    November 21, 2011 11:42am UTC
    me: can i use the restroom?
    Teacher: i don't know CAN you?
    me:...when i was using "can" i was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you are a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY i use the restroom!
    Teacher:.....
    Owned!
    
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16. William13
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    November 6, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    LOVE = A TEMPORARY INSANITY, CURABLE BY MARRIAGE!
    
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17. William13
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    November 1, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.
    
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18. William13
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    November 1, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Not all guys are players but, all players are guys and there favorite game is to make you cry.
    
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19. William13
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    November 1, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    If I had to choose between
    loving you and breathing,
    I would use my last breath to say I love you.
    
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20. William13
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    November 1, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    The BIG picture
    vs.
    The little picture # 1
    big: you catch yourself thinking of them while smiling stupidly! ^-^
    little: you fight all of the time.
    fav if i should do a series. ^o^
    
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