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1. Heartless17*
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2014 9:38pm UTC
   If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
   
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2. Heartless17*
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   November 23, 2014 9:32pm UTC
   I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
   
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3. rach*
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2014 6:33pm UTC
   it's like there's water in my lungs,
   and i can't take another step.
   
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4. WPiC123
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2014 11:01am UTC
   Guys are like bras
   They hookup behind your back
   
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5. blackrose97
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2014 11:09am UTC
   Cheesy Pick-up Lines #10:
   The word of the day is "LEGS"
   Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
   
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6. gravity_enemy
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   November 20, 2014 11:25am UTC
   I'm a shade too pale for beautiful.
   
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7. IAMLEEH
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2014 11:37am UTC
   We live in an era of S M A R T phones and S T U P I D people
   
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8. IAMLEEH
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   November 20, 2014 11:42am UTC
   When ever You FeEl SaD JusT RemembeR That SoMewheRe in The WorLD ThERe's An IdiOt PuLLing A "Push" DooR
   
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9. lauren☮*
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2014 11:53am UTC
   wanting to pee so badly in school and not wanting to use the bathrooms because you're afraid some toilet monster will come eat you while you're taking a sh/t
   
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10. lauren☮*
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    November 20, 2014 11:55am UTC
    strange thing is, no matter how much you hate someone
    you always end up sitting next to them in class.
    
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11. lauren☮*
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    November 20, 2014 12:00pm UTC
    'do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?'
    actually, katy, i feel like a binbag rolling down the street because i regret nothing :)
    
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12. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 3:45am UTC
    That moment when you know your family so well, you can tell whose footsteps are coming down the hall.
    
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13. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:26am UTC
    Tumblr: Dear girls, if a guy pauses their video games to text you back... marry him
    Reality: B***! Go away, I'm playing video games!
    
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14. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:25am UTC
    I hate when websites ask: Are you human?
    Me: No, I'm a vacuum
    
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15. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:22am UTC
    "I love you with all my butt...
    I would say my heart but my butt is bigger :D
    
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16. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:21am UTC
    "Life is short, smile while you got teeth."
    
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17. Harley Clown*
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    November 19, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    We're all in the same game; just different levels
    Dealing with the same hell; just different devils
    
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18. Alex_George
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    peanut butter
    calulators
    
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19. lonewolf98
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    November 19, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    Its not your job to change your man. It’s your job to teach yourself to understand him.
    
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20. mars*
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    November 19, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    Me in religion class-
    
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