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WhenAllElseFails
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April 21, 2013 5:46pm UTC

The ultimate spring break/summer vehicle;
Jeeps.

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WhenAllElseFails
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April 21, 2013 5:26pm UTC

If you ever feel embarrassed, just remember
there was a kid going through my backpack
on Friday and found an unwrapped tampon
and didn't know what it was and showed it to
the teacher and literally the whole class
fell apart we were laughing so hard
True story.

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WhenAllElseFails
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April 20, 2013 3:31pm UTC

When you're reading someone's quotes and have to keep flipping to the next page of them and whatever song is on their profile keeps restarting and you're just like omg shuttup I can now recite the first 6 seconds of this song

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WhenAllElseFails
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April 18, 2013 9:26pm UTC

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't really get on Witty to gain followers. Like, for real, this ain't twitter or instagram.
This is Witty, the land of awkward potatoes.

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 30, 2013 12:11am UTC

When I get a favorite and I'm like *0*

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 28, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Me: I'm not going to shave for all of April.
Me: I mean, like, look at these sticks.
Me: They're nice and shaved now.
Me: But they won't be in 5 weeks.
Me: *laughs*
Me: Oh. Oh. OHHH.
Me: I'm going to be so hairy!
Me: You'll be able to see my leg hairs floating in water.
Me: That'll be some bath time fun.
Me: GO NEANDERTHALS!!!!
Me: But I'm going to shave my armpits.
Me: It would be bad if I lifted my arm up
Me: and I would be really hairy
Me: and people would give me looks
Me: and my only response could be "sorry, I meant to braid that."

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Personally,
I feel like calling the Hunger Games fans "Collinists". Get it? Like Susanne COLLINS?
Admit it. You all wish you could start my trend.

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 8, 2013 10:18pm UTC

So basically, my little cousin and my uncle and I went mini golfing.
Little cousin: How do I hit this golf ball?
Uncle: Just golf like Daddy does!
Little cousin: *stares at ball for 5 seconds* *swings the club as hard as he can*
Golf ball: *goes 2 inches*
Little cousin: *slams golf club on the ground*
Little cousin: DAMMIT!!!
And that, my friends, is how Daddy golfs.

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 8, 2013 9:25pm UTC

So there's a kid at my school
and his name is Graham. Well,
we call him Graham Cracker.
Ha.
Ha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 2, 2013 3:16pm UTC

When guys ask some kind of question about girls
and you answer it in complete detail, and they give you the look of "deer in the headlights"
and all you say is, "Well, you asked for it,"

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Anyone else think that
guys have feelings too?
It really bothers me when
I see some idiot girl complain
about a guy breaking her
heart and all this, but
she's probably broken
more hearts than he has.
I don't know. It just bothers
me when people
automatically side with the
girl. I always side with the guy,
to be completely honest.

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 2, 2013 2:44pm UTC

I think it would be horribly
unfortunate if McDonald's came out with hotdogs. Who the heck could say 'McWeinie' without laughing?

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 1, 2013 10:38am UTC

Friends and I watching Dark Skies, when the mom opens the door to her son's room because she hears something:
Mom: *opens door*
Me: Don't do it, fool, obviously the ailien is right there!
Friend 1: Wow, this is like, not scary at all.
Friend 2: Pssssshhhh, I KNOW right? So lame..heh..heh..
Friend 3: Awh, frick. Awh, frick. She's gonna open the door.
Mom: *looks in room, sees some really tall dark mutated figure*
Me: OhmyGod *cowers*
Friend 1: Predictable.
Friend 3: LUDGFILUSHDAUHDLUGFPIGSF OHMYYYYGOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
Friend 2: *flinches and screams, throws bucket of popcorn into sky so it rains over us like a baptism of popcorn*
Friend 1: *screams bloody murder because the popcorn landed on him and he was more afraid of it than the ailiens*

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WhenAllElseFails
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February 28, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Tacky love post: When boys have a contagious laigh <3
Reality:
Boy: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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WhenAllElseFails
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February 22, 2013 9:10pm UTC

If there is one thing I can't stand..
it's when teachers say an assignment is a "piece of cake".
Like, seriously, if it was a piece of cake, I would have eaten it already.
Duh.

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WhenAllElseFails
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February 18, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Singing a song sung by the same person of your gender
and knowing you sound homosexual

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WhenAllElseFails
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February 18, 2013 8:15pm UTC

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February 10, 2013 4:27pm UTC

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WhenAllElseFails
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February 10, 2013 3:42pm UTC

I think Bing could have totally crushed
Google if they had called it 'Bang'. I mean, think about it. "I BANGED Channing Tatum".