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  1. Alfred_chan Alfred_chan
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:36am UTC
    *spins around in chair ominously* I've been expecting y-
    *chair continues to spin*
    sh^t
    *tries to stop spinning*
    sh^t
    *tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning*
    sH^T
    *falls out of chair*

  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 10:19pm UTC
    Everybody has their own story to tell
    But very few actually get to hear it

  3. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 8:38am UTC
    Im the kind of friend who would help you hide a dead body , but if you betray me , remember i know how to hide a dead body.

  4. JordanReneee JordanReneee
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    What is life?
    They say it's from B to D.
    From Birth to Death.
    But what's between B and D
    It's a C and what is C?
    It is a CHOICE.
    Our life if a matter of choices.
    Live well and it will never go wrong.
    cookiedoughformats

  5. thatakwardguyintheback thatakwardguyintheback
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    I never thought Id die alone I laugh the loudest who'd have known

  6. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 4:41am UTC
    Are you happy
    or
    pretend to be?

  7. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    You don't know how it feels
    to be outside the crowd
    you don't know what it's like
    to be left out
    and you don't know what it's like
    to be your best friend
    on the outside looking in

  8. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    When a girl says "Whatever" she really means :
    - I hope you get shot
    - Fall off a bridge
    and then eaten by a shark.

  9. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 11:32pm UTC
    I miss you like an idiot misses the point


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 10:25pm UTC
    It's never really a group project in my case it's
    " I do all the work and everyone else in the group gets credit because the teachers thinks everyone contributed"

  12. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    ;
    That moment when you can actually feel the pain
    in your chest from seeing or
    hearing something that
    breaks your heart.

  13. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    what doesn't kill you leaves
    you lying awake at two am wishing it had.

  14. Jasmine❤😘* Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    If the heart is the strongest muscle in the body then why does it break so easily.

  15. ImNotArObOt* ImNotArObOt*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    ''Are you okay?''
    ''Yeah.''
    ''Are you lying?''
    ''Yeah.''

  16. bandsaremylife bandsaremylife
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    I used to be normal, until I met the losers I call my bestfriends
    :)
    nmq

  17. miri miri
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
    so you just stare blankly into space
    while feeling your heart break into pieces

  18. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    ALL I'VE GOT ARE A HANDFUL OF MOMENTS
    I W I S H I C O U L D C H A N G E .

  19. * Cait * * Cait *
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    I always wonder what goes through your mind when you talk to me

  20. LittleCaringFreak LittleCaringFreak
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 5:48am UTC
    Truth is, she knew it'll end like this, she just didn't expect it to happen so soon and hurt this much..She hurts, but lifts her head and smiles, because faking it, is much easier than explaining it..

:)

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