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WhathePotato

1. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 10:51am UTC
   I am a ROLE MODEL
   I once hurt my friend
   I was sad
   He was mad
   But then I got over it
   So he did too.
   
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2. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 10:09am UTC
   When I look and see the stars at night
   I am stuck gazing at their dazzling light
   When I look up into the skys
   I am reminded of your beautiful eyes
   They are clear and strong and shine just so
   The kind that make me never want to go
   For in your eyes I can see your soul
   Where it is pure beyond compare
   not a single hole.
   
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3. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 9:29am UTC
   If One Direction is coming to town:
   Friend: OMG!! YYAAAYYYY!!!!! I can't believe it!! All of my dreams are coming true!!!
   Me: What's that?
   If a book fair is coming to town:
   Me: OMG!! Yes! Finally I have waited soo long for this!!! Now I can get new books and read all day!!!!!
   Friend: What's that?
   
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4. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 10:59pm UTC
   If the world were going to end tomorrow what would you do?
   I know what I would do.
   1. Blow all my money on stuff I don't need
   2. Annoy my brother as much as possible
   and
   3. Gourge myself with junk food and Nutella!!!!!!
   
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5. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 10:52pm UTC
   My friend is always reading books. She reads them in class, at lunch, after school, and any other time I am too lazy to mention. The only time she is not reading books, is when she is hitting people with them.
   
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6. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 10:42pm UTC
   There are a lot of animals in my house. There is 2 dogs, 2 fish, a bird, a snail, and a brother.
   
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7. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 10:03pm UTC
   My teacher always said " Live in the moment."
   But how am I supposed to live in the moment,
   if the moment I was trying to live in has already passed?
   
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8. WhathePotato
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   April 27, 2013 9:48pm UTC
   Friend: OMG!!! ONE DIRECTION IS SOO HOT!!!
   Me: (Reading book) Uh Huh. Yeah.
   
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9. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 9:29pm UTC
   That akward moment when you are at a sleep-over,
   and you realize the number your friend prank called,
   was your mom's.
   
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10. WhathePotato
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    April 27, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    The people who ditch class may seem hot now. But in 10 years they will be the ones wandering the streets asking for money.
    
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11. WhathePotato
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    April 27, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    You are not one in a MILLION.
    You are one in 7 BILLION!!
    
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12. WhathePotato
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    April 27, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    I am good at EVERYTHING!!!!!
    (Accept the things I am not good at)
    
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13. WhathePotato
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    April 27, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    My imagination is CRAZY. Thats why nobody bothers to try to understand it.
    
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14. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Someone: OH YEAH!!! I AM SSSOOOOOO HOT!!!!!
    Me: Of course you are...
    Me: You're sitting on a heating vent.
    
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15. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Nobody is perfect, but your as close as it gets.
    
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16. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    That akward moment when someone
    sits on your only pencil,
    they don't notice,
    and you need it.
    
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