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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. AreocrombieXx1 AreocrombieXx1
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2015 12:05pm UTC
    Haven't been online in like 4 years and i decided to read my old quotes and im just like what was i doing...?

  4. gab* gab*
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    August 2, 2014 7:28pm UTC

    [♥] how stupid of me
    to think that i was the ONLY
    FLOWER i n y o u r
    garDeN

  5. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Got a new puppy today, and I am in love! A pretty black and white husky with icy blue eyes, and it's a girl too! We named her Artemis!(: She's fixed, don't worry!

  6. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 11:19am UTC
    I don't intelligent -.-''

  7. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC
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    Okay so I'm in the library
    and I plugged in my headphones
    to listen to some study music,
    but I didn't plug it in all the way
    so some music was playing out loud.
    Everyone could hear it.
    I didn't realize this
    till the librarian came over
    and notified me15 minutes later.
    "You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
    "No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
    "I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
    A couple other people around me nodded.
    "Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
    I've never been so embarrassed
    and flattered at the same time
    format by neversaynever16

  8. NicoleXoXo1 NicoleXoXo1
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months

  9. NicoleXoXo1 NicoleXoXo1
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    i'm a walking 404 error

  10. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    person: tells bad joke
    me: gud one

  11. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    My grades are great for someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 minutes

  12. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    I've been deep down in that darkness
    I've been down to my last match
    Felt a hundred different deamons breathin' fire down my back
    And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap
    That they were layin'
    But the good news is there's angels everywhere out on the street
    Holdin' out a hand to pull you back up on your feet
    The one's that you've been draggin' for so long
    You're on your knees might as well be prayin'

  13. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 10:06am UTC
    can we skip school anduniversity and go to the partwhere I become a princess

  14. Madi_Cook Madi_Cook
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Another month. Another year. Another smile.Another tear. Another winter. Another summer too. But there will never be another you.

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    If you gave me $1000 to spend,
    I would still click lowest to highest price

  16. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 10:40am UTC
    I used to regret dumping Adele,but now I'm over her...

  17. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    "Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions.
    -Will Smith


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. LaLaNicole* LaLaNicole*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Bestie:Okay heres our story if we get caught
    We went to get milk but instead we ran into some russian spys
    they took us hostage and tryed to force us into telling american secrets
    but we fought our way out only we were somewhere in the city
    we didnt so we had to find our way home but we were taken hostage again
    and thats why were late
    Me:Or we got stuck in traffic forever
    Her:Or we could go with that yea lets go with that
    The things this girl comes up with like I cant even deal

  20. MyNamesMulan MyNamesMulan
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:23am UTC
    everytime i look into da mirror i cant help singin reflection bc lyk omfg WHO AM I INSIDE

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