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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 10:07pm UTC

person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a witty?
person: no
me: i don't understand

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NeonFlower7
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I want you to Rock me
rock me
rock me yeah.
I want you to Hit the petal
Heavy metal
show me you care.
I want you to rock me,
Rock me,
Rock me yeah.

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JustKRAZYMe
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 11:19am UTC

Bazinga

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SayingWhatMeFeel
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 3:12pm UTC

The 6 six year olds in my Sunday school class.
Girl 1: WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND?
All of the girls: MEE!!
Boy: I do too! And I also have 4 girlfriends.
Everyone: (To me)Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No...
Them: why
Me: Oh! Because I don't really want one.
Boy: She's lying , all big kids have boyfriends. They probably don't like her.
Me:
Them:
Me:
Mom:
Pastor:
Harry Styles:
Niall Horan:
Liam Payne:
Zayn Malik:
Louis Tomlinson:
Obama:
Aliens:
Me: Yeah pretty much.
That awkard moment when 6 year olds have a better dating life than you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Yes, I don’t need someone
to complete my life
but I want someone.
I don’t want to be alone for the rest of my life.
I like having someone next to me.
I don’t want to die single because that’s no fun.
I want someone to be with my throughout my life.
I want to share the good and bad moments
with my significant other.
So that is why I am going to get married,
if I get my heart broken 100 times
I am not going to give up.
I am going to look for someone
until I find the right one.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:37am UTC

Happy birthday Demi
I'm so glad their is someone like demi around, she's my inspiration.
today's her 20th birthday & well just wanted to say happy birthday
to the girl who helped me in life.
(OneDirection)

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伤*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 10:42am UTC

R.I.P Quentin
you will be missed
(quote by OneDirection/NMF)

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_brotips
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 6:41pm UTC

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 12:43am UTC

Today in dance class.
Teacher: If your confident about your body get into a group,
If your not get into a group
If your not sure get into a group.
Me:....ugh....Ill say yeah...
This girl: I want a bigger this!! (Points at boobs) and I want a bigger that!!!
Lo :) Gonna have fun in dance this year!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 7:22am UTC

I DON'T WANNA BE AFRAID
I WANNA WAKE UP FEELING BEAUTIFUL
and know that i'm okay
cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
so you see
I just wanna believe in me
(quote by OneDirection/NMF)

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sing4themoment
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:13pm UTC

One Direction, Golden Moments:
Zayn: We were in malabami
Liam: Portugal? they speak spanish, right?
Niall: Today was a busy week for us
Zayn: Conneticut! My town!
Harry: I was wearing new jeans today and have just realised I went the whole day with the sticker on my leg
Niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing.
Zayn: Avacodoes are my new favourite vegetables
Louis: Do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
Liam: Where is venezuela on the map?
Harry: *tweets his own instagram*
Harry: biafra falls
nmq

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 4:07pm UTC

♡
FreshmenAdvice#003
Backpacks
Girls. Backspacks in high school... is a little childish(no offense.)
Believe me... like about 80% of girls at my school carry bags instead of backpacks cause its a little mature.
My entire freshmen year i carried a backpack which i regretted. Now I have a bag! :)
For guys...
Do whatever you want. (Nah! Jk!)
Carry whatever you want it doesn't matter.
But for girls... bags look the best! :)
CookieDoughFormats

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katberndt1
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:58pm UTC

So don't leave me here with only mirrors
watching me. This house holds nothing but the
memories. And the moon it leaves silver, but
never sleep. And then the silver turns to gray.

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Scared to move forward,
afraid to look back.
Stuck between wanting the future,
and missing the past.
MY QUOTE.
Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:18am UTC

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Comment a ramdom number and a question for me to answer.
For Example:
#69: Whats Your Favorite SuperHero.
#9669: Whats your opinion on One Direction.
#14567435: Whats your best advice for a girl thats insecure.
You know questions like that. Any type of questions you know. Personal Questions. or ny questions you can think of.
#AskAna
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