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  1. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:00pm EDT
    people don't want to hear about your diet
    just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

  2. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:24am EDT
    Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals?
    I want to see a scary movie in Walmart.
    "Clean up on isle 13"
    "But sir... There is no isle 13..."
    *Dramatic music*

  3. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:10am EDT
    ❝What's the best revenge you do to the one who broke your heart?
    Nothing, just let that person
    see that you are happy without him.

  4. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
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    May 15, 2013 4:23pm EDT
    This is...
    My Day
    ...the highlight of my day.

  5. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:02pm EDT
    I'ts a great day to go outside...
    *Sits outside with the laptop*

  6. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 1:56pm EDT
    I don't understand how middleschoolers are sexually active.
    I wasn't even socially active...
    I'm still not socially active o-o
    I'm not even active...
    What is 'active'?
    Is it a type of food?
    Activia?

  7. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 1:40pm EDT
    [ ] single
    [ ] taken
    [X] I am a unicorn, i don't date humans.

  8. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:17pm EDT
    SPEND ALL DAY ON WITTY BECAUSE #YOLO
    You Only Live Online

  9. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 9:15am EDT
    SPEND ALL DAY ON WITTY BECAUSE #YOLO
    You Only Live Online

  10. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:49pm EDT
    He's CLINGY
    o-o

  11. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 2:58pm EDT
    sing it
    l i k e y o u b e l i e v e

  12. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 1:32pm EDT
    We are
    not your kind of people
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:27pm EDT
    i know
    i hurt you...but just let me hold you for a little while and i promise i'll make things better...
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:33pm EDT
    Sometimes I think
    "Screw this... i'll just be a stripper."
    But then I remember
    I'm fat and can't dance
    o-o

  15. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:16am EDT
    If everythings not Xs and Os
    I don't wanna know
    Please lie to me...
    Meiko

  16. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
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    February 12, 2013 3:19pm EST
    *How it feels to be in love*
    Me: -sees him passing by-
    Me: Hi
    Him: Hey
    Me: -melts-.
    Me: He spoke to me...

  17. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
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    February 12, 2013 3:13pm EST
    sometimes i just want to
    hibernate
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:04pm EST
    Be with someone
    who makes you happy.

  19. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:29pm EST
    seeing a long post and thinking
    ain't nobody got time fo' that
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:20pm EST
    Ever glance at a mirror
    and see yourself and it just ruins your whole day

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