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happiest*
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January 29, 2014 1:12pm UTC

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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January 7, 2014 2:43pm UTC

I restart the whole song when I miss my favourite part.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 7, 2014 3:58pm UTC

Last night I had a dream where I was on trial for Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination and my whole defense was "I wasn't even born yet!" but I was told that that wasn't a legitimate alibi and I was found guilty.

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happiest*
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December 30, 2013 2:46pm UTC

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

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happiest*
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December 30, 2013 2:43pm UTC

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg

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KayleighJean
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December 30, 2013 1:18pm UTC

Singing along dramatically to High School Musical is basically what I was put on this earth to do

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defygravity906
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December 30, 2013 12:44pm UTC

the thing about pain is.....
it demands to be felt

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dolph*
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December 25, 2013 6:42am UTC

Merry Christmas
ya filthy animal

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happiest*
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December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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beary0630
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December 22, 2013 9:55pm UTC

One Direction Update
12/22/13 9:50 PM EST
Hey everyone. Hope your having a good weekend. Not too much went on today. The boys are off now. Zayn and Perrie went ice skating together. And Niall and Liam went to JLS' final show in London. Harry was out in London and Louis wasn't seen.
Rumors: Yes. Barbara was at the JLS gig today. Fans said they saw her and Niall making out at the after party. And I hate to say it, but I believe them. They got pictures with Barbara and everything. I mean there's no pictures of them kissing but you know. It's up to you to use your own judgement. I'm a Niall girl and I'm really sick of talking about it so this is the last I'm going to say about it for awhile.
This Day Last Year: The boys were heading home for Christmas.
Links: I'm not posting any today. Sorry.
Okay so I need to say something. I'm thinking of stopping updates. I'm not kidding this time. I don't want to be over dramatic or moody but I just don't feel like the interest is there anymore. I don't really know how many of you still care enough to read these. Some of you have been faithful since the beginning and I really appreciate that. I've just been looking back lately at the quotes from last year and I used to get double the favorites. Now I barely get any. So basically I plan to stop this after the New Year unless I see some interest. So if enough of you actually want me to carry on with these I will. But if not, then updates are over as of January 1st.

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happiest*
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December 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC

there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u

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happiest*
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November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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Hale_Storm18
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November 28, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I want hair as black as my soul but I also want hair like Amy Pond’s hair but I also want hair the color of sunlight but I also want to be brunette but I also want streaks of blue through my normal shade of brown but I also want ringlets but I also want straight hair but I also want waves but I also want tightly coiled frizzy hair but I also want it down to my waist but I also want a pixie cut do you see my dilemma.

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bye*
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November 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC

a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her

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BravoSierra
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November 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC

My youngest sister got a detention and a letter sent home
because a boy told her "girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted.
I'm actually dying right now.

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happiest*
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November 20, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

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spence*
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December 7, 2013 11:13am UTC

Have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a sh/tty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
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November 22, 2013 3:11pm UTC

apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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capsized*
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November 21, 2013 9:41pm UTC

This shade of black I’m wearing really brings out the color of my soul (◕‿◕✿)

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