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Walking_Foo

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Member Since: 1 Jul 2009 04:02pm

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Hello, my name is Emily. I don’t care if you call a bitch or whatever. That just makes YOU a bitch. And I don’’t give a crap what you think of me….I really don’t xD So go on thinking your hot stuff, when you really won’t get nowhere in life, hun. GROW UP.

IM me- Jealousyseax333

 
  1. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 10:37am UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  2. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    ♥last night,
    i had a dream that you ↕fell in love with me.
    then,
    the alarm went off. and I ↕fell right out of it.
    Not mine...credit to whoever. So true it makes me cry </3

  3. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 12:13pm UTC
    And when he breaks your heart,
    and it shatters into a million pieces....
    Your best friends will be the only ones there,
    using crazy glue
    to put it together again.
    ~>>~>>♥<<~<<~
    All mine. No jocking </3

  4. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    It's because of you...
    that girls only eat
    salad and water....
    for those jerk guys at school

  5. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 12:00pm UTC
    D
    E
    F
    E
    N
    S
    E
    Go, defense, GO!
    For all the people who HATE cheer so much <3

  6. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2009 10:49am UTC
    &&I'm the type of girl . . .
    Who listens to half a million songs
    Just to find the one with the right lyrics
    To explain how she's feeling.
    Yeah, that's just me.
    <33
    Meh, you know the drill...all mine, no jocking, blah blah blah..

  7. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2009 10:42am UTC
    &&I'm the type of girl . . .
    Who goes on an Axe cologne hunt
    Just to find the one
    Who matches her boyfriend's scent
    Yeah, that's just me
    <33
    Thats my Tara for you xD All mine...no jocking </3

  8. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:05pm UTC
    Life has ups and downs.
    But you just have to [{deal}] with them.
    Don't go off crying, and making sad wittys.
    Go out and deal with it.
    Don't throw away your life over a stupid boy,
    Who >>doesn't<< know what he's missing.
    Continue to ☼shine☼ and be beautiful.
    But most importantly, continue to be
    You. ♥
    All mine....just a vent </3

  9. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    life is too short. . .
    grudges are a waste of perfect happiness : )
    laugh when you can
    apologize when you [(should)]
    and let go of what you can't change
    love < 3 deeply and forgive quickly
    take chances. give everything
    and have no regrets
    life is too short to be unhappy : (
    you have to take the good with the bad
    smile : ) when you're sad : (
    love < 3 what you got
    and always remember what you had
    always forgive but never forget
    learn from your mistakes
    but never regret
    people change and things go wrong
    but always remember
    life goes on ♥
    better version

  10. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 12:42pm UTC
    life is too short. . .
    grudges are a waste of perfect happiness : )
    laugh when you can
    apologize when you [(should)]
    and let go of what you can't change
    love < 3 deeply and forgive quickly
    take chances. give everything
    and have no regrets
    life is too short to be unhappy : (
    you have to take the good with the bad
    smile : ) when you're sad : (
    love < 3 what you got
    and always remember what you had
    always forgive but never forget
    learn from your mistakes
    but never regret
    people change and things go wrong
    but always remember
    life goes on ♥
    '
    credit to loveforthagame2013 for words. Formatting allmine.

  11. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 12:24pm UTC
    && there's always that girl,
    Who you hate with all your guts.
    And then there's that girl,
    Who you love with all your heart.
    She's called
    Your Best Friend
    All mine. I had made it on my friends account but put it back on mine <3

  12. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 12:09pm UTC
    &&I'm the type of girl . . .
    Who goes to the mall
    On a "secret mission"
    To get cool pants
    <33
    All mine...no jocking </3

  13. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 11:38am UTC
    Did it +hurt+ when you fell from heaven
    Did it hurt just to know I was >>right here<< waitin
    Do you know, do you know
    It was love from the first time we {{touched}}
    ~Never Shout Never-Did It Hurt~
    Formatting is mine :3

  14. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 11:01am UTC
    &&I'm the type of girl. . .
    Who makes herself laugh hysterically
    Just by telling her friend that just knocked over milk
    "Don't cry over spilled milk!"
    <33
    All mine, no jocking </3

  15. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 10:56am UTC
    &&I'm +he type of girl. . .
    Who climbs maple trees
    On her friend's yard
    And the falls out of them
    <33
    I guess it's a series...but they are all mine, no jocking. ANd they are all real xD

  16. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 10:50am UTC
    &&I'm the type of girl
    Who spazes out
    Because she can't go
    to the playground...
    <33
    All mine...no jocking

  17. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 10:12am UTC
    &&It ain't worth the tears, crying won't do a thing.
    I'm done feeling like crap because HE doesn't want me
    Obviously he's got no sense of good character
    Because now I know I'm worth it.
    Girls, telling yourself your pretty beautiful isn't vain.
    It's a little thing called confidence.
    So never let a silly boy tell you
    otherwise <333
    All mine..completly. No jocking, you stealers </3

  18. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 10:21am UTC
    &&I'm the type of girl...
    Who falls out of there car
    When they see
    Their EX boyfriend
    <3
    ~~~All mine. No jocking please </3~~~
    Walking_Foo

  19. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 10:13am UTC
    Take all your dreams, take all that's left to see
    ((Write it down,)) >>sign your name,<< go ahead and [[leave]]
    There's nothing left to loose.
    Never Shout Never-LoversLoveLiersLie
    credits to me for everythign but lyrics.

  20. Walking_Foo Walking_Foo
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 10:03am UTC
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    Buddy Benz
    YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The Cheerleading Breeze Tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Kristen September
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    Lime Green Pupper
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Grace Lindenhurst
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The Hot Pink Shirley Temple
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    Lou Charles
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Fall Rose
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    Apple Shorty
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Pancake Maple
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (You're name + Cullen)
    Emily Cullen! ♥♥

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