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  1. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    but
    "JUST FRIENDS"
    just don't
    look at each other
    talk to each other
    touch each other
    love each other
    like that.

  2. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    But mom
    Beyoncé doesn't clean her room

  3. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 11:16am UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
    Me: gravity mom

  4. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 11:09am UTC
    They say you find love in every corner...
    My whole life must be a circle

  5. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:08am UTC
    website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
    me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
    me:
    me: wait I'm 20 years old

  6. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 2:44pm UTC
    imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC
    jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
    mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

  9. JordanReneee JordanReneee
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    I told myself i wouldnt fall in your trap
    & look at where i'm at now
    Please don't remove this!

  10. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC
    me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
    clock: 8:00
    me: *pretends i didn’t see*

  11. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 7:42am UTC
    my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles
    and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

  12. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    Are you staring at me because you’re checking me out
    or are you staring at me because I’m ugly?

  13. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:51am UTC
    Another valentine's day without a boyfriend wow what a surprise

  14. kiss_my_scars kiss_my_scars
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 11:53am UTC
    Happy Valentines Day!!
    To all of you who don't have a valentine, I'll be your valentine <3

  15. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:28am UTC
    You go to school nothing happens
    You miss one day:7 fights, 3 teachers missing,
    school had a blackout and rihanna performed in the cafeteria.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:11am UTC
    valentines day
    alentines day
    lentines day
    entines day
    ntines day
    tines day
    ines day
    nes day
    es day
    s day
    day
    ay
    ayyyy ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 8:08am UTC
    Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
    Parents:Ok, cool.
    Me:Your luggage is outside

  20. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 8:30am UTC
    Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation

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