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WaitingForMyRomeo

  1. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:25am UTC
    My voice sounds great when I'm singing
    with my earphones on, then I take them off
    and I realize I sound like a dying walrus. XD

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    I hide my tears when I say
    your name,
    but the pain in my heart is
    still the same.
    Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
    There is no one Who misses you more than ME

  3. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:19am UTC
    It's funny when you do something right and no ones remembers,
    but when you do something wrong, no ones forgets.

  4. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:51am UTC
    " I LOVE THIS SONG! "
    meaning I'm going to play it over and over
    again until I get annoyed of it.

  5. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 3:02am UTC
    We all have/had that one teacher who's like:
    "Don't pack up yet.There's still 24
    seconds of class left.." XD

  6. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:32am UTC
    Pretending to concentrate in class
    so the teacher won't ask you a question.

  7. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 4:53am UTC
    Writing "etc" on a test beacause you
    can't think of anymore examples.

  8. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 9:27am UTC
    I don't always miss a day of school,
    but when I do, they learn everything and
    every cool thing possible happens.

  9. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    When you eat food that's too
    hot and start breathing like a
    retarded dragon.

  10. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 6:43am UTC
    School: 2+2=4
    Homework: 2+4+2=8
    Exam: Omar has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early,
    calculate the mass of the sun.
    I mean....what? XD

  11. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:15am UTC
    S.T.U.D.Y
    Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited,
    Dreaming, Yawing

  12. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:07am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you say "Goodbye!" to someone
    but you both walk off in the same direction.

  13. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 4:27am UTC
    You! Yes,you
    The one reading this.
    You are beautiful,talented,
    amazing and simply the best
    at being you.
    Never forget that.

  14. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    "SH*T,
    i'm not ready for school."
    -Me every day-

  15. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    please grow up and solve your own problems,
    I'm tired of solving them for you.

  16. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 6:21am UTC
    Dear camera,
    I hate the way you make me ugly.
    Mirror is so nice to me.

  17. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:52am UTC
    When teachers are teaching new stuff and they're like:
    "You should know this, you learned it 2 yars ago"
    "Like seriously? I don't even remember what
    happened last week!"

  18. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:16am UTC
    Cleaning my room:
    10% Cleaning
    30% Complaining
    60% Playing with the stuff I've found.

  19. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:54am UTC
    Something touches your leg in the sea
    What do you think it is:
    1. fish
    2. seaweed
    √. prehistoric poisonous jellyfish with 15 tentacles!

  20. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:02am UTC
    Do you know that awesome feeling,
    when you finally understand math?
    ...
    Me neither XD

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